Robot In The Family [movie]

 Robot In The Family [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS SO UNWATCHABLE AND IT RULES SO MUCH. IT'S SO CLEAR NO ONE HAS LINES AND EVERYONE IS AD LIBBING AND JUST SAYING STUFF OVER EACH OTHER THEN THE ROBOT IS JUST DUBBED IN TO BE TALKING AT ALL TIMES NO MATTER WHAT. LIKE HOW EVER MUCH YOU IMAGINE THE ROBOT TALKING IT'S TWICE AS MUCH AS THAT. LIKE THERE IS JUST SCENES WHERE PEOPLE ARE HAVING DIALOG AND THE ROBOT IS JUST DUBBED IN JUST SAYING WORDS, JUST LIKE, TALKING GIBBERISH OR SAYING PARTS OF NURSERY RHYMES OR SOMETHING AND IT'S UNBEARABLE TO WATCH AND IT HAD ME LAUGHING TO THE POINT I WAS WHEEZING. OH MY GOD. 

PS. I REALLY LIKE THAT HIS THREE FUNCTIONS WERE: TEACH CHILDREN, CALL 911 AND DETECT GOLD. LIKE, JUST NO THEME THERE. 

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