Terrifier 2 [movie]

 Terrifier 2 [movie]

EH? I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THE SAME REACTION AS THE FIRST ONE. I WANT TO LIKE IT BUT I JUST DON'T. IT'S LIKE, A MOVIE THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT EMOTION IT'S TRYING TO RAISE. LIKE IT'S DOING A GREAT JOB MAKING A 1980S STYLE MASCOT MONSTER BUT A LOT OF THE KILLS ARE TOO BRUTAL TO BE JUST CAMPY 1980S "LOOK AT THIS CAMPY GORE" TYPE STUFF, AND LIKE, IF IT *WAS* THAT IT'D BE A GOOD CONCEPT FOR A MOVIE, A SILLY HORROR MONSTER THAT IS THE LIKE "HOLY CRAP NO, THIS IS ACTUALLY SCARY" BUT IT'S NOT THAT EITHER. LIKE IT HAS AN EXTREMELY LONG SCENE OF JUST SCOURING A KID WITH A WHIP AND IT'S NOT REALLY SCARY PARTICULARLY, JUST BRUTAL. BUT IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE, HOSTEL STYLE TORTURE PORN WHERE THE POINT IS JUST LOOKING AT SUFFERING. IT'S JUST KINDA NOTHING. LIKE I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS MOVIE AND THAT SEEMS FINE BUT IT'S JUST SO MEH.

PS. ALSO THE MOVIE SHOULD BE LIKE 80 MINUTES LONG, NOT 2 HOURS. 

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