The Laws of Eternity [movie, anime]

 The Laws of Eternity [movie, anime]

YOU KNOW THE HAPPY HAPPIEST CULT IN EARTHBOUND? DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE BASED ON A REAL CULT AND THAT CULT MAKES ANIME? BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. GOD THIS RULES.  IT'S LIKE A UFO SCIFI RELIGION THAT JUST PULLS WHATEVER RANDOM HISTORICAL FIGURE. SO LIKE, ALBERT IS UP IN THE 8TH DIMENSION MAKING CLONES OF HIMSELF WITH THOMAS EDISON WHILE HELLEN KELLER IS RULING OVER THE ANGELS AND HITLER IS DOWN IN HELL SOUL LINKED TO A GIANT MOUNTAIN SIZED EVIL ELEPHANT WITH FREDRICH NIETZCHE. THIS MOVIE IS REALLY BORING, BUT EVERY GUEST APPEARANCE IS THE FUNNIEST THING. LIKE THE GUY THAT STARTED TOYOTA IS SOME IMPORTANT PART OF THE COSMOLOGY OF THE UNIVERSE. 

PS. I AM TOTALLY ENAMORED BY THE IDEA THAT WHEN YOU DIE THE WAY YOU GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL IS THAT THEY JUST SHOW A MOVIE OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW THEN EVERYONE USES A PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER TO VOTE IF YOU GO TO HEAVEN OR NOT. 

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