Baby Invasion [movie]

 Baby Invasion [movie]

MEH? THIS WAS KINDA JUST NOTHING. IT WAS BASICALLY A MUSIC VIDEO BUT THE MUSIC WAS ALL VERY BORING SO IT BASICALLY WASN'T THAT EITHER. IT WAS BASICALLY "THE GUY WHO MADE THIS LEARNED HOW TO 3D TRACK A GOPRO" AND HAD THE RELATIVELY OKAY IDEA OF "WHAT IF A BUNCH OF CRIMINALS BUT THEY HAD VR BABY HEADS. " BUT THEN JUST RENTED AN AIRBNB MANSION AS A SET AND WERE SO CLEARLY NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR BREAK ANYTHING. SO IT'S JUST AN HOUR AND A HALF OF THEM VAUGELY WALKING AROUND AND ALL THE KILLING HAPPENING OFF SCREEN SO ANY FAKE BLOOD ON THE 'CORPSES' COULD MAKE SURE EVERYONE WAS LAYING ON A LARGE TOWEL AND NOT DIRECTLY ON THE EXPENSIVE FLOOR. MEH!

PS. THE ONLY GOOD PART, AND MAYBE WHAT THE ACTUAL MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS WAS THE "TWITCH CHAT". THERE WAS A BUNCH THAT WAS CLEARLY JUST CYCLING RANDOMLY GENERATED MAD LIBS OF THE SAME FEW PHRASES BUT THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOME POINT THEY LET SOME GROUP OF PEOPLE WATCH THIS MOVIE AND JUST INCLUDED THEIR REAL CHAT. 

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