Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth [game]

 Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth [game]

AH, I LIKE THIS GAME A LOT. A TON OF IT IS BORING OR UNFUN, BUT THE MIDDLE PART OF FINAL FANTASY 7 WAS ALWAY THAT. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE FIRST THING IN DECADES THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE IT WAS FINAL FANTASY. EVEN REMAKE DIDN'T REALLY. I FEEL LIKE IT JUST DID SUCH A GREAT JOB MAKING EVERY STUPID CHARACTER SO INSTANTLY CHARMING. 

PS. IT'S 100% JUST THEM STEALING THE TRICK FROM YAKUZA GAMES BUT GOD I LOVE HOW MUCH IT LETS THE QUESTS JUST SPIRAL OUT AND OUT WITH STUPIDER AND STUPIDER DISTRACTIONS. LIKE YOU ARE FOLLOWING A ~MYSTERIOUS ROBED FIGURE~ BUT HE WALKS ON THE BEACH AND YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO GO ON THE BEACH WITHOUT A BIKINI SO YOU HAVE TO GO ON A DATING GAMESHOW TO WIN ON, AND THEN TO WIN THE DATING GAME SHOW YOU HAVE TO PLAY IN A DOG SOCCER LEAGUE AGAINST LITTLE ANIMATED CATS. IT'S NOT EVEN A FUN GAME! IT'S JUST CHARMING HOW FAR IT GOES WITH NESTING STUPID SIDE STUFF. YOU HAVE TO USE A DRESS UP AS A SOLDIER AND USE A DOLPHIN TO JUMP INTO A MILITARY CITY, BUT THEY IMMEDIATELY CATCH YOU SO YOU HAVE TO FAKE THAT YOU ARE PART OF THE MILITARY PARADE AND THEY MAKE YOU RUN THE DRILL TEAM, BUT TO GET  THE DRILL TEAM MEMEBERS BAC YOU HAVE TO GO IN A BAR JUST FOR BALD PEOPLE. IT KINDA JUST BOILS DOWN TO EVERY SINGLE THING YOU DO TURNING INTO 'FIRST YOU MUST FINISH MY MINIGAMES THREE" AND MOST OF THE GAMES ARE TERRIBLE, BUT IT JUST IS SO OVER THE TOP ABOUT IT I LEGITIMATELY LOVE THE STUPID BAD GAMES. I LOVE THIS STUPID BAD GAME! (IT'S KINGDOM HEARTS) 

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