Friendship [movie]

 Friendship [movie] 

OH GOD. THIS WAS REALLY GOOD BUT SO STRESSFUL TO WATCH I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO PUKE. IT'S TIM ROBINSON MEETING HIS "COOL" NEIGHBOR AND BECOMING BEST FRIENDS, THEN BEING WEIRD AND AGGRESSIVE AT A PARTY SO HIS FRIEND 'BREAKS UP', THEN TIM CYCLING TRYING TO WIN HIM BACK, BE AS COOL AS HIM, OR MAKE NEW FRIENDS AS HIS WHOLE LIFE FALLS APART DUE TO THE OBSESSION. IT'S VERY MUCH JUST A SERIES OF 'I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE' SKETCHES, BUT WITH ONGOING CONTINUITY SO THE ERRATIC BEHAVIOR HAS ONGOING CONSEQUENCES. (ALSO AT THE BIG PIVOTAL MOMENT THE GUY SAYS "I THINK YOU NEED TO GO" WHICH IS A REASONABLE AND NORMAL SENTENCE, BUT WAS SAID WITH WEIGHT, AND AS THE BIG MOMENT, AND I STILL DON'T THINK IT WAS A CALL OUT TO THE SHOW, BUT I DO THINK I HAVE THE SAME THEORY NOW I HAVE ABOUT  KAZUO ISHIGURO HAVING A MOMENT HE THOUGHT A STEAM MACHINE WAS THE CAUSE OF THE WORLD FALLING, OR REBECCA SUGAR LEAVING A TOY IN THE YARD WHERE ONE THING HAPPENED TO THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY EVER WRITE IS AN ELABORATE CALL OUT TO THAT)

PS. 'OF COURSE I'M THIN NOW! ALL I DO IS WALK AROUND ALL DAY AND EVERYONE YELLS AT ME, THEY HATE ME!'


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