Shit in the Dirt []

Shit In the Dirt [film festival]

MISS: I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ONE. IT WAS LIKE, A GUY WATCHING A BOWLING ANIMATION, THEN IT SPIRALING OUT WITH HIM BECOMING OBSESSED, THEN THAT WAS ACTUALLY THE BOWLING ANIMATION, THEN IT KEPT PULLING OUT MORE LEVELS THEN ENDED WITH A PHOTO OF A BOWLING PIN'S WEIRD VAGINA?

HOW YOU WERE MADE: A LIKE, 10 SECOND ANIMATION OF A HOTDOG AND A FLY MAKING OUT AND HAVING SEX BEHIND A DUMPSTER.

THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY: TWO TEEN GIRLS GET HIGH ON THE WAY TO DOING TAROT READINGS AT A GRAVEYARD AND LOSE THE BABY THEY WERE WATCHING, THAT HAVE A BUNCH OF ADVENTURE TIME ESQ ANTICS. THIS FEELS LIKE THE MOST LEGITIMATE PITCH FOR A SERIES OF THESE. 

THE POSTMAN: AN ADULT BRITISH MAN IS INTENSELY PLAYING PRETEND ON A BIKE THEN A MAILMAN COMES AND TRIES TO TAL TO HIM. 

BURITTO BREAKDOWN: A YOUTUBER IS MAKING A NEGETIVE REVIEW OF CHIPOTLE BURRITO BUT IT'S HACKED TO BE POORLY EDITED TO BE POSITIVE, THEN AFTER A COUPLE ROUNDS CHIPOTLE ANNOUNCES HE'S JEFFERY EPSTINE AND THE VIDEOS ARE EDITED TO BE HIM SAYING THAT. 

FOIL GUY VS> ANVIL: A FEW SECOND LONG CLAYMATION OF A FOIL ROBOT INTERACTING WITH AN ANVIL. ALSO YEAH, THE TITLE IS SPELLED LIKE THAT

HEAVEN'T ESCAPE: EXTREMELY POORLY DRAWN GIRLS AT A PUNK SHOW, ONE DIES IN THE MOSH PIT BUT STILL WANTS TO SEE THE BAND. THE PART SHE'S FIGHTING THE ANGEL AND IT'S THE SAME MOTION AT THE GIRL TRYING TO REVIVE HER WAS LIKE, GOOD FILM MAKING, ALTHOUGH THE ANIMATION WAS A LITTLE *TOO* ROUGH

AUBRY'S WEED MAKEOUT: THIS ONE JUST FELT LIKE AN INSTAGRA SKIT VIDEO. ALSO IT WAS MADE BY "LADY BEAVER"

DISCARDED T-SHIRTS: THIS WAS ONE WAS PRETTY LONG (AND WON THE AWARD FOR "MOST COHERENT") AND IS A VERY NPR/THE MOTH TYPE STORY OF A GUY DESCRIBING HIS LIFE IN T-SHIRTS, WHILE HE MAKES CUSTOM T-SHIRTS AND THEN PUTS THEM IN A DONATION BOX, WHICH SEEMED PROBABLY A REAL THING HE DID. 

NEBULAR: THIS WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE, IT WAS JUST A STUPID LOOKING ACTION FIGURE HAVING A REVENGE STORY IN A SERIOUS LOOKING SETTING. 

PISS: A GUY TRYING TO PEE AT A URINAL AS VARIOUS PEOPLE COME AND BOTHER AND JUDGE HIM WHILE CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS. IT FEELS VERY MUCH LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT PEEING PLAYING OUT THE THINGS THEY WORRY MIGHT HAPPEN. 

EARWORM: VERY 1990S NICK CLAYMATION OF A DOCTOR FIXING THE INSTREMENT OF A WORM IN A MAN'S HEAD. 

THE RESILIENCE: A BLACK AND WHITE SHORT FILMED WHERE A SLEEPING WOMAN GETS A COCKROACH IN HER EAR, THAT MAKES A PRACTICAL EFFECTS FLESHY ORGAN DROP ON THE FLOOR, WHICH TURNS INTO A BABY, WHICH MELTS WITH PRACTICAL EFFECT GROSS FOAM INTO A NAKED MONSTER WOMAN MAN WHO THEN RIPS HER PRACTICAL EFFECTS VAGINA WIDE OPEN AND THEN CRAWLS INSIDE. 

POPPING BUBBLES: MS PAINT ANIMATION LIKE I WOULD HAVE MADE IN LIKE 6TH GRADE. MAYBE MADE BY AN ACTUAL CHILD?

THE MAN CAVE: AN IRISH WOMAN TELLING A STORY ABOUT A GAME THEY PLAYED AS A CHILD WHERE THEY PRETENDED TO BE A MAN WHO COULD PICKPOCKET PANTIES, BRAS AND TAMPONS OFF WOMEN AND WHO LIVED IN A CAVE AND IT'S A VERY BASIC STOP MOTION ANIMATION OF STOP MOTION TAMPONS MAKING PATERNS AS SHE TELLS THE STORY OF PLAYING THE GAME. 

YEAR OF THE CATFISH: AN EXTREMELY TIM AND ERIC STYLE MUSIC VIDEO FOR A PREFORMER FROM BROOKYLN, WHO ALSO ACTUALLY CAME TO THE SHOW TO GET HIS AWARD. 

TRAGICALLY A MAKE OR BREAK QUESTION: A MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF A DATE REALIZES HE FORGOT TO ASK THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION BEFORE THE DATE GOT GOING AND THAT HE'S AFRAID TO ASK NOW. THE QUESTION IS "WHAT'S YOUR OPINION OF ED SHERAN" AND WHEN THE WOMAN SAYS SHE LOVES HIM HE SAYS 'FUCK" AND THE SHORT IS OVER

MR. MITTENS: IT'S A FAKE SHOT ON VIDEO CAT HORROR MOVIE, WITH THE JOKING BEING THE EFFECTS BEING VISIBLY BAD. IT WON THE FILM FESTIVAL BUT MEH? IT FELT LIKE UNIVITED IS A REAL ACTUAL MOVIE THAT IS FUNNIER AND WORSE.

PS. I LOVED THIS SO MUCH