Greenland II: Migration [movie]

 Greenland II: Migration [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD, IT FEELS LIKE THERE WAS ALMOST SOMETHING TO IT. LIKE IT HAD SUCH A WEIRD TONAL DISCORD, LIKE IT WAS A FUN ADVENTURE DISASTER MOVIE BUT WAS SO RELENTLESS THAT THE DISASTER WAS ABSURDLY HOPELESS. LIKE INDEPENDENCE DAY SET IN "THE ROAD" OR SOMETHING. ALSO THEIR GOAL WAS SO WEIRD AND SO OVER THE TOP CLEARLY FAKE NONSENSE IT FELT SO CLEAR THERE WAS GOING TO BE A TWIST (BUT THERE WAS NOT, WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE! IT'S SUCH AN UNHAPPY ENDING BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW THAT?). ALSO IT'S KILLING ME, I READ A SHORT STORY AS A KID, ABOUT PEOPLE IN A VAULT IN GREENLAND AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD AND IT'S THIS BIG SPRAWLING HYPOTHETICAL ABOUT HOW IT'LL BE THE SPARK THAT GETS HUMANITY TOGETHER AND AFTER A HARD PERIOD THEY WILL RISE AGAIN AND GET TO THE STARS THEN THE BOOK ENDS WITH LIKE "THEY RAN OUT OF FOOD AFTER TEN YEARS" AND I CAN NOT FIND THAT STORY AND MY BRAIN WANTS IT TO BE "THE HUDDLING PLACE" BUT THATS THE ONE ABOUT AMAZON CAUSING AGORAPHOBIA FROM THE DOG AND ANT CITY BOOK. 

PS. LOL, THIS IS JUST SOME SEQUEL TO SOME NOTHING MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2020 AND NO ONE SAW FOR 2020 REASONS, I AM SURE IT DID NOT MEAN TO COME OUT EXACTLY RIGHT NOW AND HAVE BOTH PARTS OF IT'S TITLE BE SO ABSURDLY POLITICAL. 

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