Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die [book, audiobook]

 Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die [book, audiobook]

THERE WAS A TUMBLR OF LIKE, SOMEONE'S WEIRD DAMP LOOKING CAT WHICH I HAVE FOLLOWED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS AND THEY WROTE A BOOK SO I GOT A COPY. IT'S KINDA GOOD AND ALMOST REALLY GOOD? THE BASE PREMISE IS LIKE, A FANTASY ROMANCE MAIN CHARACTER LIVING IN LIKE, A FANTASY WORLD THAT IS NOT THAT. AND IT EVOLVES INTO LIKE, A SEXUAL ROMANCE BETWEEN HIM AND AN ELDERLY EVIL WIZARD. I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOOD, BUT DOES KINDA STRUGGLE CHAPTER TO CHAPTER TRIANGULATING BETWEEN "THIS IS A PARODY OF A ROMANCE NOVEL", "THIS IS A ROMANCE NOVEL ACTUALLY" AND "THIS IS THE INTERACTION BETWEEN A ROMANCE NOVEL CHARACTER AND A TRADITIONAL FANTASY EVIL WIZARD".

PS. I LIKE THAT A LOT OF THIS NOVEL IS UNFOCUSED BUT BECAUSE I FOLLOWED THEM AND THEIR WET CAT IT'S SUPER OBVIOUS WHY THERE IS LIKE 5 CHAPTERS THAT SOMEONE IS DEALING WITH GENDER ISSUES AND A STUCK IN PREMISE WHERE SOMEONE DEVELOPS SENSORY ISSUES THAT BARELY CONNECT TO THE STORY AT ALL. ALSO I LIKE KNOWING THE BACKSTORY WHY THE CHAPTER NAMES ARE ~LIKE THAT~ WHERE THAT FEELS LIKE ONE OF THE MAJOR ASPECTS OF THE BOOK BUT IS A SUPER LAST MINUTE DAYS BEFORE PUBLISHING CHANGE TO PAD THE TOO SHORT BOOK AFTER A FORMAT CHANGE NEEDED 5,000 MORE WORDS. 

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