Dave Made a Maze [movie]

 Dave Made a Maze [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS GOOD, BUT IT HAS THIS EXTREME FEELING THAT IT IS A MOVIE WITH LIKE 4-5 ACTUAL SCENES THEY REALLY CARED ABOUT THEN A PLAN TO KINDA VAMP FOR A WHILE TO FILL OUT SOME SCREEN TIME BETWEEN THEM. I FEEL LIKE THE SCRIPT IS LIKE "EXTREMELY WELL MADE SCENE WE SPENT HUNDREDS OF HOURS MAKING ABOUT THE NATURE OF DEPRESSION AND ART" FOLLOWED BY LIKE A PAGE OF "JUST SAY SOME RUSTY VENTURE STUFF FOR A WHILE" 

PS. NO, THAT ISN'T WHO THE DIRECTOR IS, I LOOKED. IT'S A DIFFERENT GUY WITH THE SAME NAME. 

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