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Stutz [movie, nonfiction]

 Stutz [movie, nonfiction] THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD BECAUSE IT'S REALLY HEARTFELT BUT NOT VERY GOOD. IT'S JONNA HILL INTERVIEWING HIS THERAPIST WHO IS DYING OF PARKINSONS DISEASE. AND THAT IS KINDA IT. THEY STYLE OF IT FELT LIKE IT WAS GOING TOWARDS SOME 'SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE' SCIENTOLOGIST TYPE RECRUITMENT THING WITH THE THERAPY DRAWINGS, BUT THEY PRETTY MUCH STUCK TO SUPER STANDARD THERAPY CONCEPTS.  PS. THE BEST PART WAS THE TWIST JONNA HILL WAS WEARING A WIG AND IT WAS A GREEN SCREEN 

Bottoms [movie]

 Bottoms [movie] YOU NOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I LIKE THIS MOVIE OR NOT. IT'S CLEARLY EXTREMELY MADE FOR A SPECIFIC DEMOGRAPHIC AND SOMEONE IN THAT DEMOGRAPHIC IS GOING TO LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH AND THAT RULES.  PS.  MUCH LIKE GOING TO A PUNKIE JOHNSON SHOW

Trolls: Band Together [movie]

Trolls: Band Together [movie] OKAY, SO WHAT ARE THE VILLIANS SUPPOSED TO BE? IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.  THEY ANIMATE LIKE WEIRD STOP MOTION AND ARE VERY 90S, BUT *WHAT* ARE THEY.  THEY FEEL LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THE ABC "AFTER THESE MESSAGES" BUMPERS BUT I DON'T THINK THAT IS QUITE IT.  PS. AT AROUND 8PM I REALLY WANTED TO FALL ASLEEP BUT COULDN'T JUSTIFY IT SO I WATCHED A MOVIE I WOULDN'T MIND FALLING ASLEEP AND MISSING.  

Our Drawings - Princess Movie [movie, amazing]

 Our Drawings - Princess Movie [movie, amazing] THIS MOVIE IS ONE STEP TOO BORING TO RECOMMEND YOU NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING AND WATCH IT BUT MAN, THIS MOVIE IS SO TERRIBLE IT RULES. IT'S GOT SOME EXTREME MS MAVILDA ENERGY. YOU CAN TELL AT SOME LEVEL THEY ARE MAKING IT BAD ON PURPOSE TO BE A MEME, BUT MOSTLY IT COMES TO BEING GARBAGE HONESTLY.  IT HONESTLY ALMOST FELT LIKE IT HAD THE BONES TO HAVE A REAL MESSAGE, LIKE, A META MESSAGE ABOUT ART BEING DEVALUED AND THAT IS WHY IT SUCKS SO BAD. BUT LITERALLY NOTHING THAT HAPPENS IS ANY WAY COMPREHENSIBLE SO THE MESSAGE ISN'T THAT AND ISN'T ANYTHING.  PS. "OH, BEFORE I GO, I LOST MY COOL ACCENT, IT'S CRAZY MATE, JUST CRAZY!" / "THAT'S COOL AS HELL! LET'S ALL DRINK TO THIS GLORIOUS DAY WHERE A DAMN ANIMAL CAN TALK."

Strays [movie]

 Strays [movie] I TRIED TO CANCEL PRIME BYJUST NOT UPDATING MY CREDIT CARD THEN AMAZON CHARGED A DIFFERENT CARD THAT MADE MY DEBIT CARD DEACTIVATE. SOI WATCHED A MOVIE I KNEW ID HATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT. PS. I FEEL LIKE THEYJUST HIRED ALL THE ACTORS FROM BIG MOUTH AND MADE THE EXACT SAME JOKES 

Q-in-Law [book, audiobook]

 Q-in-Law [book, audiobook] EVERY STAR TREK BOOK SUCKS SO MUCH AND IT RULES. THIS IS A VERY VALENTINE'S DAY APPROPRIATE STAR TREK STORY OF THE ENTERPRISE HAVING TO BE A WEDDING VENUE FOR SOME ALIENS AND Q SHOWING UP AND DATING TROI'S MOM AND LEARNING ABOUT LOVE. IT'S JUST SO INCREDIBLY STUPID IN SUCH A DELIGHTFUL WAY. IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD HAPPEN IN A REAL EPISODE IF SOMEONE DECLARED THE SHOW HAD TO BE 10 TIMES STUPIDER.   PS. I DON'T HATE AUDIOBOOKS, BUT TRY TO NOT ONLY DO AUDIOBOOKS AND READ SOME BOOKS FOR REAL. I HAVE A SECOND RULE THAT IF AN AUDIO BOOK HAS SOUND EFFECTS IT'S TOO MUCH INTO JUST BEING A RADIO DRAMA AND I CAN'T COUNT IT. THIS HAD HEAVY AUDIO DRAMA PRODUCTION. BUT JOHN DE LANCIE DOING ALL THE VOICES RULED. HE DID SUCH A GOOD JOB MAKING IT SO YOU COULD TELL WHEN HE WAS BEING PICARD WITHOUT DOING A VOICE MIMICRY. ALSO THE AUDIO BOOK IS ABRIDGED AND CUTS OUT A SUB PLOT WHERE WESTLY .... OWNS A SLAVE? AND HAS TO AS ALL THE ADULTS ON THE

Hazbin Hotel: Season 1 [television]

 Hazbin Hotel: Season 1 [television]  I DON'T NOW QUITE HOW TO DESCRIBE IT BUT THIS JUST FEELS 'OVERCOOKED'. LIKE THERE WAS AN INTERVIEW SAYING SOME CHARACTER WAS TOO MUCH LIKE THE BAD GUY FROM PRINCESS AND THE FROG AND THE CREATOR POINTED OUT THIS PREDATES THAT. LIKE THIS JUST HAS BEEN COMING OUT FOR DECADES AND STEWED IN TUMBLR FOR AS LONG AS TUMBLR EXISTED AND IT JUST FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS OVERDEVELOPED. LIKE IT'S NOT CONFUSING OR OVER COMPLICATED. BUT LIKE, A TETERAY CHARACTER HAVING EGG MINIONS AND THE EGGS HAVING SEPARATE PERSONALITIES DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A THING YOU WRITE UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN WRITING A SERIES FOR LIKE 20 YEARS.  BUT IT KINDA DOESN'T FEEL LIKE DEPTH AS MUCH AS IT FEELS LIKE OVERCOMPLICATION. LIKE EVERYONE HAS LIKE 30 THINGS GOING ON IN THEIR DESIGN AND WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE INTERESTING IF THEY JUST HAD ONE THING EACH.  PS. I FEEL BAD FOR THIS BECAUSE ANGEL DUST SEEMS LIKE HE WAS MEANT TO BE THE BIG EMOTIONAL MOMENT FOR THE SERIES AND IT