Capital Reviews

OKAY THE HIROSHIMA BOMB WAS A 13 KILOTON BOMB DETONATED AT 2000 METERS ABOVE THE GROUND. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PS. I AM SO GLAD I GOT TO GO TO THIS MOVIE.

IT'S A BOOK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF FUSION AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD UNTIL IT GOT TO THE PART ABOUT BUBBLE FUSION THEN THE WRITER OF THE BOOK HAD A BIG FISSY FIT BECAUSE EVERYONE GOT MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE WAS THE AUTHOR OF SOME ARTICLE IN SCIENCE MAGAZINE SAYING BUBBLE FUSION WAS REAL RIGHT BEFORE THE REPORT CAME OUT IT WAS MOST LIKELY FAKE AND IT KINDA BROUGHT THE WHOLE BOOK DOWN HOW WHINEY THE AUTHOR WAS ABOUT IT. PS. EDWARD TELLER WAS FREAKIN CRAZY.

GRASS DOGS ARE SCARY, STORY LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY PRETTY CAVE GIRL AND I'LL MARRY HER, M NIGHT IS A DUMB DORK, THE STUFF WITH THE HEALER AND THE GUILD AND THE GUARDIAN SEEMED LIKE THEY EXISTED JUST TO MAKE THE MOVIE LONGER. PS. I MESSED WITH SOME GIRL BY SAYING 'GRASS DOGS' FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND NOW I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THAT IS NOW.

ONE DAY EVERYONE BUT JONAS DISAPPEARED THEN JONAS SPENT 375 PAGES CALLING HIMSELF ON THE TELEPHONE AND TAKING ASPIRIN AND WRITING POST CARDS TO HIMSELF THEN DELIVERING THE MAIL. PS. ALSO HE DUG UP HIS EX GIRLFRIEND'S CORPSE THEN DIED BY MOVING INFINITY SLOW.

YOUR GONNA THINK I JUST MENTION AND NOTICED THIS BECAUSE SEX SEX SEX BUT IT'S MOSTLY THE KIND OF THING YOU DON'T REALIZE UNTIL YOU SEE IT AND THIS IS THE FIRST COMPUTER ANIMATED MOVIE I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN WHERE A WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE MODELED SEPARATELY FROM HER CLOTHING. PS. LIKE 30 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE SHE WAS WEARING SKIN TIGHT SUITS THOUGH SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT ANYMORE.

OH SO IT'S A BOOK ABOUT AN ENCHANTED KITTEN HAVING A MAGICAL ADVENTURE? ONLY THE GIRLIEST GIRL EVER COULD READ THIS BOOK. PS IT'S ME, I AM THE GIRL

THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING MOVIE EVER MADE JESUS CHRIST. PS. DANNY ELFMAN DID THE MUSIC AND THE DILBERT CARTOON STOLE THE THEME SONG FROM THIS MOVIE.