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Rayman Origins [game]

THIS GAME WAS SHORT AND PRETTY FUN AND A GOOD AND I GOT IT FOR LIKE A DOLLAR SO IT WAS A GOOD THING TO PLAY RIGHT NOW. ALSO IT HAD SOME DIDGERIDOO MUSIC AND THAT WAS GREAT. ALTHOUGH FOR SOME REASON THAT MUSIC WASN'T IN THE LEVEL NAMED THE DIDGERIDOO DESERT??? ALSO IT HAD AN EARLY NES STYLE ENDING AND THAT SEEMED WEIRD.    PS. I KNOW IT'S AN ESTABLISHED CHARACTER THING FROM THE OTHER GAMES BUT THE WEIRD FAIRY BOOBIES STUFF WAS JUST SO OUT OF PLACE IN THIS GAME.

Ghost World [movie]

I AM AN ADULT AND HAVE A HARD TIME WATCHING MOVIES ABOUT TEENS AND UNDERSTANDING THE LINE BETWEEN WHERE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND THEM AS RELATABLE MALCONTENTS AND ACTUALLY DISAPPROVE OF THEIR ASSHOLE BEHAVIOR. PS. THIS IS A 15 YEAR OLD MOVIE SET TEN YEARS BEFORE IT CAME OUT ABOUT PEOPLE IRONICALLY HANGING OUT IN A 1950S DINER.

Finding Dory [movie]

THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS MOVIE IS THAT ALMOST WITHOUT EXCEPTION ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER HAD SOME SORT OF DISABILITY EVEN WHEN IT DIDN'T IMPACT THE PLOT MUCH AND IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL IF IT WAS AN INTENTIONAL THING TO WRITE CHARACTERS WHO ARE DIVERSE FROM NORMS WITHOUT THAT BEING THEIR ONLY TRAIT OR IF IT WAS A CASE OF THERE BEING SOME EARLIER SCRIPT WHERE THINGS LIKE HANK MISSING AN ARM WAS A BIGGER DEAL SOMEHOW.   PS/ THE SIGORNY WEAVER JOKE WAS FUNNY EVERY SINGLE TIME NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT CAME UP.  

Goosebumps [movie]

THE HUGE FLAW IN WATCHING THIS IS THAT I NEVER REALLY HAVE READ A GOOSEBUMPS BOOK.  ALSO JACK BLACK WAS DEFINITELY BONING HIS GHOST DAUGHTER.   PS. THE ONE 4REAL FUNNY JOKE WAS THE PUNNY MOVIE MONSTER BEING DRESSED AS A COP AND SHOOTING SOMEONE WITH AN ICE RAY THEN SAYING "YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT". I ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT THAT.

Fallout 4: Far Harbor [game, dlc]

I DON'T THINK THERE WAS REALLY EVER A LOT THAT MADE ME SAY "OH WOW THIS IS BAR HARBOR" OR MAINE BUT THIS WAS A SUPER GOOD DLC, BETTER THAN THE MAIN GAME EVEN. BUT MAN, EVERY BETHESDA GAME HAS THE SAME ISSUE OF JUST GETTING EXTREMELY EASY EVENTUALLY. EVEN ON 'VERY HARD' AND DUMPING ALL MY ITEMS IN A PILE AND LEAVING THEM IN BOSTON THIS GAME JUST FELT LIKE I WAS MAKING UP MORE AND MORE GIMMICKS TO TRY TO GET ANY CHALLENGE OUT OF ANYTHING SO BY THE END I WAS FIGHTING NAKED WITH A HARPOON GUN THAT I HAD NO RANKS IN JUST TO TRY TO MAKE FIGHTS HARD. AT THE SAME TIME I WON'T PLAY ON SURVIVAL MODE BECAUSE SCREW BULLETS HAVING WEIGHT.   PS. THE ROBOT HOTEL WAS MY FAVORITE PART. IT WAS CLEARLY THE DUMBEST PART OF THE WHOLE GAME BUT THEY KEPT PLAYING IT SERIOUS AND MAN I TOTALLY FUCKED THAT ROBOT.

Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher [movie, anime]

I WAS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW DAMN MUCH THIS TRIED TO BE ANIME BUT THEN I LOOKED IT UP AND THIS ACTUALLY FOR REAL CAME OUT IN JAPAN FIRST AND WAS MADE BY THE MADHOUSE STUDIO SO I GUESS THIS REALLY IS JUST ACTUALLY ANIME THEN.   PS. I HAD STUFF TO SAY ABOUT THIS BUT THEN I WENT TO BED AND SAID I'D WRITE THIS THE NEXT DAY AND NOW IT'S THE NEXT DAY AND I ALREADY BARELY REMEMBER ANYTHING IN THIS MOVIE. SOMEONE HACKED THE PUNISHER WITH A CELL PHONE.

Jem and the Holograms [movie, garbage]

THE ONLY WORTHWHILE PART OF THIS MOVIE WAS THE LAST 30 SECONDS WHERE THEY DO SOME WEIRD ORIGIN STORY FOR ERIC(A) THE MISFITS AND IT'S KESHA AND IT'S 10000X BETTER THAN ANY OTHER PART OF THIS WHOLE EXTREMELY BORING MOVIE. PS. NO, THE ONLY WORTHWHILE PART IS WHEN THE ROCK SHOWS UP SUDDENLY AND SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE ASS BLOOD.

Voltron: Legendary Defender [television]

THIS ACTUALLY WAS PRETTY OKAY. THE HUMOR WAS HIT OR MISS IN A WAY THE MISSES MISSED BAD BUT IT DID A GOOD JOB WORKING A TON OF THE REALLY DUMB 80S STUFF INTO REASONABLY COOL STUFF. LIKE THEY MADE THE MICE MAKE GOOD ENOUGH SENSE AND THEY MADE THE ROBEASTS COOL AND THEY MADE THE DRUIDS COOL AND THEY ALWAYS HAD EXPLANATIONS WHY THEY DIDN'T FORM VOLTRON IMMEDIATELY AND IT WAS A PRETTY OKAY SHOW. PS. A BUNCH OF THE BAD GUYS HAD GURREN LAGGEN EYES ON THEIR SHIRTS AND THAT SEEMED WEIRD.

Warcraft [movie]

THIS WAS A SUPER DUMB MOVIE THAT TOOK ITSELF 1000% SERIOUS AT ALL TIMES  AND HAD EVERY SINGLE INTERACTION HAPPEN IN LIKE 5 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS AND FEATURED A LOT OF HORSE DEATH AND HAD SOMEONE CUT AN ORC DICK IN HALF REAL FAST FOR HIS SON. PS. OKAY SO HOW LITERAL AND HOW METAPHORICAL WERE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE IDEA THAT SHE FUCKED ORCS TILL HER BONES ALL BROKE OVER AND OVER UNTIL IT GAVE HER BETTER AND STRONGER BONES?

Hero Quest [movie]

THIS IS A TERRIBLE RUSSIAN MOVIE ADAPTED TO ENGLISH WITH SHOCKINGLY BIG STARS AND I WAS HOPING FOR A LOT MORE SO BAD IT'S GOOD INSTEAD OF JUST BEING REAL DULL. IT WAS SET IN WHITE PEOPLE AFRICA WHERE SOME PEOPLE WERE FRENCH? AND THERE WAS DOZENS OF CHARACTERS FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND EVERY SINGLE ONE HAD A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STYLE OF CHARACTER MODEL AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY MAYBE WERE USING THE DEFAULT MODELS OF THE ANIMATION PROGRAM THEY WERE USING OR SOMETHING?     PS. WERE THE RIKIS JUST CECIL AND GOBLEZ FROM THE CUT SCENES FROM THE FF4 REMAKE?

All We Have Is Now [book]

I REALLY LIKE THE SCOPE OF THIS BOOK. I SUPER LOVE THE IDEA OF A WORLD ENDING ASTEROID THAT INSTEAD OF BEING WORLD ENDING IS INSTEAD LIKE TRI-STATE AREA ENDING. IT MAKES A REALLY INTERESTING SETTING BECAUSE IT'S SO EASILY ESCAPABLE. PS. THE ENDING WAS SO BAD, IT'S LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD WROTE IT. IT WOULD EVEN HAVE BEEN AN OKAY ENDING IF IT HAD JUST ENDED LIKE A PAGE EARLIER AT "YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO WHAT THE RADIO JUST SAID, IT'S AMAZING" OR SOMETHING.