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Captain America [movie]

I MEAN THIS WASN'T A BAD MOVIE BUT THE WHOLE 'HAIL HYDRA' DOUBLE FIST BUMP THING WAS SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH, JEEZ. PS. HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MOVIE SERIES BEFORE THAT DID THIS SHARED UNIVERSE THING? THIS ACTUALLY SEEMS LIKE A UNIQUE IDEA THAT I'M SURPRISED TOOK THIS LONG TO COME UP WITH.

Nonviolent Communication: A Language for Life [book]

I TRIED TO READ THIS BOOK AFTER A FIGHT BUT I COULDN'T PAY ATTENTION SO I GOT THE AUDIO BOOK VERSION AND LISTENED TO CHAPTERS WHILE PLAYING LEAUGE OF LEGENDS ON THE PREMISE EVERYONE ON LEAUGE OF LEGENDS ARE AWFUL AND SAY AWFUL THINGS AT ALL TIMES TO COMPARE WHAT IT SAYS TO. PS. EVERY STORY IN THIS BOOK SEEMS WICKED MADE UP.

Six String Samurai [movie]

YOU KNOW WHAT, FOR A MOVIE THAT HAD EVERY ELEMENT I LIKE IN A MOVIE I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE THIS MOVIE VERY MUCH. IT JUST FELT BORING. WHY WAS EVERYTHING DUBBED IN SO POORLY? WAS IT A 'HURR SAMURAI MOVIE" JOKE? BECAUSE IT JUST MADE IT GRATING TO WATCH. PS. WATCHING MOVIES SMASHES MY IDEA THAT FALLOUT WAS ORIGINAL ABOUT ANYTHING EVER!

Birthright [book]

I DON'T KNOW THAT I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE ALIVE AFTER READING A DIABLO BOOK BUT I MEAN IT WAS AN OKAY BOOK. SEE, DIABLO JESUS IS LIKE GOING AROUND HEALING THE SICK AND PREACHING THE VALUE OF ALL PEOPLE AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HEAVEN IS PRETTY AWFUL AND AS INDIFFERENT AS HELL AND SOME DUMB JESUS WALKING AROUND SHOWING THAT PEOPLE HAVE ACTUAL POWER IS GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING ABOUT HEAVEN AND HELL IGNORING HUMANITY. PS. ALSO THE DIABLO CATHOLIC CHURCH REALLY HATES DIABLO JESUS BECAUSE THE POPE IS A DEMON JUST LIKE REAL LIFE.

Alphabounce

I NORMALLY ONLY TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ONCE I'VE FINISHED IT BUT THIS GAME HAS LIKE 400,000 LEVELS AND I KEEP REPLAYING IT EVERY TIME I WIN AND PROBOBLY WILL BE FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE ARKANOID + AN RPG IS THE BEST THING. PS. THE BEST THING IS HOW GLITCHY THIS GAME IS AND HOW OVERPOWERED ITEMS PLAY AGAINST IMPOSSIBLY GLITCHED OUT LEVELS.

Cyberbully [movie]

WHAT WAS SAMANTHA'S MOTIVATION! NO SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS SAMANTHA'S MOTIVATION? THEY NEVER MENTION IN ANY WAY WHY SHE WAS BEING A CYBERBULLY TO HER BEST FRIEND. ACTUALLY I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND THE THEMATIC REASON TO DECIDE THAT ALL THE PRIMARY INSTANCES OF CYBERBULLYING EVENTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. WHAT WAS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THAT? PS. THIS MOVIE IS REEFER MADNESS: FACEBOOK EDITION AND EVERYONE THAT HAS WATCHED THIS MOVIE WATCHED IT BECAUSE THEY SAW THIS.

Transformers 3 [movie[

SO WAIT THE PAY OFF TO THE GUY BEING A CONTROLLING JEALOUS JERK WAS THAT HE WAS SECRETLY A MASTER BADGUY? THE PAY OFF OF THE 'DON'T CALL ME MA'AM' LADY WAS THAT SHE HAD NO RIGHT TO LEAD? GREAT JOB MOVIE, GREAT JOB. PS. WHY DID THEY ONLY BRING ONE MISSILE, THEY KNEW THEY WHERE THEY WERE GOING AND THAT WAS CLEARLY NOT A SINGLE USE LAUNCHER, WHY WAS THAT EVEN IN THE MOVIE ANYWAY, THEY DIDN'T EVEN FIRE THEIR SINGLE MISSILE ANYWAY

Hypertrophy Genital Girls [movie]

YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN THIS MOVIE EXISTED FOR YEARS AND NEVER GOT AROUND TO WATCHING IT, ON ONE HAND NOBORU IGUCHI IS JUST ABOUT THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THIS ONE IS JUST A FLAT OUT POROGRAPHY THAT JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE HIS INSANITY MAKEUP INCLUDED. I THINK MAYBE I HAD HOPED IT WOULD BE MORE NOBORU AND LESS PORONO BECAUSE REALLY IT WAS JUST 4 RAPE SCENES IN A ROW THEN AN HOUR LONG SCENE WITH THE TWO GIRLS HAVING 'SEX' AND PRETTY MUCH NO STORY. ALSO THERE IS NO TRANSLATION SO MY KNOWLEDGE OF JAPANESE WAS ALL I COULD USE TO FOLLOW THE STORY, LUCKY I KNOW "ALIEN", "CUNT", "WEIRDO", 'WHAT?' AND "STOP!" AND THAT IS REALLY ALL THERE WAS. PS. THE ONLY TWO PARTS THAT HAD THE MAGIC OF HIS REAL MOVIES WAS THE ALIEN PUNCHING THE GIRLS SUDDENLY WITH NO BUILD UP AND ALSO THE FACT THE VERY LAST SCENE IS THE GIRLS KISSING IN A SHOWER OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE GIRL'S GIANT PAPER MACHE VAGINA. WHAT?

The Dark Hours [movie]

OH HEY, IT TURNS OUT "THE DARK HOUR" AND "THE DARK HOURS" ARE TWO TOTALLY SEPARATE MOVIES THAT JUST HAPPENED TO COME OUT AT ABOUT THE SAME TIME AND I TOTALLY MEANT TO DOWNLOAD HOUR AND ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOADED HOURS AND WELP! PS. I LIKE IT BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT DARK HOUR EXCEPT IT'S A POST APOCALYPTIC MOVIE WHERE THE HAVE TO TURN THE HEAT OFF FOR AN HOUR A DAY TO KILL MONSTERS AND A BIG THEME OF THIS MOVIE WAS SNOW AND COLD AND SO IT SEEMED PLAUSIBLE THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE THAT THIS WAS STILL GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE THE RIGHT MOVIE BUT INSTEAD THE TWIST WAS THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS HIGH ON EXPERIMENTAL CANCER DRUGS.