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mother! [movie, amazing]

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS MOVIE. I HAD TO WATCH IT BECAUSE JESSIE LASSIE SAID IT WAS THE MOST DISTURBING MOVIE AND A MCELROY SAID IT WAS THE MOST HEAVY HANDED RELIGION METAPHOR EVER AND OH MAN THIS MOVIE. I ABSOLUTELY 100% LOVE THAT THE GUY THAT MADE NOAH WITH NOAH'S ARK AS A WEIRD FUTURE SCI-FI DIABLO III NOW REMADE IT WITH IT BEING PEOPLE BOUNCING ON AN UNSUPPORTED KITCHEN SINK SO IT FALLS OVER AND SPRAYS THEM IN THE FACE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE IDEA OF SOMEONE WATCHING THIS WHOLE MOVIE AND NOT "GETTING IT" AND JUST THINKING THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING AND RANDOM MOVIE EVER MADE EVER.  PS. I LIKE THAT THE 'DISTURBING' SCENE THAT PEOPLE HYPED THIS MOVIE UP ABOUT WAS PRETTY DUMB AND HOKEY AND THE REAL HORROR OF THIS MOVIE WAS HOUSEGUESTS CONSTANTLY IN THE BACKGROUND PAINTING THE WALLS AND BEING VERY RUDE. (I ALSO LIKE A MOVIE THAT MADE MOTHER NATURE A YOUNG WOMAN AND ADAM AND EVE AS  BABY BOOMERS) 

The Ritual [movie]

THIS IS THE MOST BOILER PLATE STANDARD HORROR MOVIE STORY EVER. HOWEVER IT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO BE GOOD AND INTERESTING BY TAKING A SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES STORIES THAT WOULD BE TEENS OR COLLEGE STUDENTS AND MAKING IT A GROUP OF BRITISH DADS. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, IT ACTUALLY WAS ENOUGH OF A MIX UP OF THE WELL WORN FORMULA TO MAKE IT A GOOD MOVIE.   PS. THAT'S WHAT I CALL A NIGHT IN THE WOODS.

Full Metal Alchemist [movie]

THIS IS SO 100% ONE OF THOSE ADAPTATIONS THAT EXISTS SOLELY TO RECREATE SPECIFIC PANELS FROM THE ORIGINAL AND A BUNCH OF THE SPECIAL EFFECTS AND ACTING ARE SO SUPER BAD BECAUSE THEY EXIST JUST TO SET UP ONE PARTICULAR IMAGE BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE AND THIS WAS GREAT AND I LOVED IT AND I GUESS I'M JUST UP FOR WATCHING NINA DIE OVER AND OVER FOREVER TILL THE END OF TIME.       PS. THEY DID SUCH A SCARY GOOD JOB CASTING HUGHES AND SUCH A SCARY BAD JOB CASTING WINRY. 

Black Panther [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS REALLY GOOD. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT IT MANAGED TO DO THINGS LIKE HAVE SKYSCRAPERS WITH LIKE THATCHED HUT ROOFS AND SOLDIERS FIGHTING WITH TECHNOSPEARS AND MANAGED TO MAKE IT ACTUALLY SEEM COOL AND A REASONABLE AESTHETIC CHOICE INSTEAD OF LIKE A BAD RACIST MAD MAGAZINE COMIC ABOUT WHAT ADVANCED AFRICA WOULD BE LIKE. LIKE IT ALWAYS SHOWED EVERYTHING AS REASONABLE DESIGNS INSTEAD OF BEING JOKES AND THAT IS SURPRISINGLY COOL.   PS. THIS WHOLE MOVIE FELT LIKE IT WAS SAYING 'OH BOY, I HOPE NO ONE KNOWS WHAT SILPHIUM IS BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE THIS WHOLE THING AWKWARD'

Mune: Guardian of the Moon [movie]

THIS IS LIKE A TOTALLY C- QUALITY MEH 3D ANIMATED MOVIE THAT SEEMS TO BE WEIRD CONVOLUTED PREMISE SETUPS TO SHOW A SERIES OF LIKE ACTUALLY MIND BLOWINGLY GORGEOUS SCENES. LIKE THE WHOLE MOVIE SEEMS TO BE A SERIES OF FAIRLY MEH STORY BEATS THAT SEEM EXACTLY SET TO LEAD TO A SPECIFIC LIST OF SCENES THAT ARE SOME OF THE BEST LOOKING 3D COMPOSITION I'VE EVER SEEN IN A MOVIE, HOLY CRAP.   PS. IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THE END BATTLE LOOK LIKE THEY TRACED ANIMATION FROM FLCL? IT'S GOT BOTH THE ARM RUNNING THING *AND* THE WIGGLY WORM GETTING PULLED OUT OF SOMEONE.

Gerald’s Game [movie]

I HATED THIS BOOK SO MUCH, IT WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE STEVEN KING BOOK AS A KID. THIS MOVIE ISN'T GREAT BUT IT'S NOT AWFUL. THEY REALLY NAILED MAKING THE CHILD MOLESTATION SCENE AS CREEPY AS POSSIBLE, DIDN'T THEY? IS THAT EVEN SOMETHING FOR A MOVIE TO BE PROUD OF? YIKES.   PS. LOL FOREVER AT THE ENDING, HOLY CRAP. I CAN NOT BELIEVE HOW STUPID AND OUT OF NO WHERE THE ENDING IS. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT BEING A THING IN THE BOOK. ALTHOUGH I GUESS I READ THE BOOK LIKE 20 YEARS AGO.

The Cloverfield Paradox [Movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS FINE. GOOD EVEN.I LIKED IT WELL ENOUGH. I LOVE CLOVERFIELD IS NOW OFFICIALLY A WEIRD ANTHOLOGY THING. THAT IS THE BEST. THIS IS KINDA SUNK BY THE SECOND MOVIE BEING A REAL MASTERPIECE AND THIS JUST BEING GOOD. IT MAKES IT FEEL DISAPPOINTING. PS. THIS IS DOUBLE SUNK BECAUSE NO ONE THAT WOULD TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE WILL EVER SAY ANYTHING BUT LIST TWENTY ANIMES AND VIDEO GAMES THIS PLOT IS EXACTLY LIKE

Night in the Woods [game, amazing]

YIKES, THIS GAME. THIS GAME IS REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD. I PLAYED MOST OF THIS IN ONE REALLY LONG STRETCH AND I FINISHED LIKE TWO HOURS AGO AND I'VE JUST KINDA BEEN WANDERING AROUND MY APARTMENT SORT OF DAZED. I JUST, WOW.  (I BASICALLY HUNG OUT WITH BEA EVERY DAY, SO I ONLY SAW THAT PART OF THE STORY, BUT I ALMOST CAN'T IMAGINE PLAYING THIS AGAIN ANY TIME SOON). PS.  THIS GAME IS SUPER HARD TO TALK ABOUT! I LIKE THAT MAE SUCKS AND JUMPS ON POWER LINES!