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Expelled {Movie]

OH HEY ATTACKS ON DARWIN AND DARWINISM AND THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES AND NO RESEARCH SINCE THEN?! BOOKS WRITTEN 100 YEARS BEFORE DNA WAS DISCOVERED ISN'T TOTALLY COMPLETE IN DESCRIBING HEREDITY? IMPOSSIBLE! OH HEY, ATTACKS ON THE ORIGIN OF LIFE THAT COUNT THE CELL AS THE SIMPLEST POSSIBLE REPLICATORS? OH HEY, THE FIVE PEOPLE LISTED AS EXPELLED ONLY ONE OF THEM WAS FIRED, AND ONE THE DEFINITION OF BEING 'EXPELLED' WAS THE INTERNET BEING ANGRY AT THEM. PS. THIS MOVIE IS LIKE 93 MINUTES LONG AND IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED TO RELEASE IT UNLESS IT WAS 90 MINUTES LONG SO THEY HAD TO FILL IT IN WITH LIKE 20 MINUTES OF STOCK FOOTAGE AND LONG SHOTS OF STIEN DRIVING IN A CAR OR THE EIFFEL TOWER.

www:wake [Book]

I'M KINDA EMBARRASSED I READ SO MUCH SCI-FI BUT THIS WAS ANOTHER GOOD BOOK. IT WAS A BUNCH OF STORIES, ABOUT A CHIMP LEARNING TO PAINT AND A BIRD FLU OUTBREAK IN CHINA BUT MOSTLY ABOUT A TEEN GIRL THAT GOT AN EYE IMPLANT AND COULD SEE, BUT COULD ALSO USE IT TO SEE THE INTERNET. BUT THE MAIN POINT OF THE STORY WAS THAT THE INTERNET WAS ALIVE BUT NOT CONSCIOUS AND HOW ALL THESE EVENTS GAVE IT A MIND. LIKE BIRD FLU CAUSED CHINA TO BLOCK THE WHOLE INTERNET SPLITTING THE LIFE INTO TWO AND LETTING IT FORM A SENSE OF SELF BY HAVING AN OTHER, AND HOW THE EYE THAT LOOKED AT THE INTERNET ALLOWED IT TO SEE ITSELF IN A 'MIRROR'. AND IT WAS A COOL STORY. PS THE CHINA PARTS WERE WEIRD AND A LITTLE RACIST AND ALSO THIS BOOK CAME OUT THIS YEAR BUT IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WAS REALLY WRITTEN THIS YEAR AND HAD SO MANY REFERENCES TO CURRENT EVENTS AND WEBSITES.

UP [movie]

IT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE IF YOU JUST ASSUME THAT WHEN HE SAID HE HAS ONE MORE THING TO DO AND GOES INTO HIS HOUSE THAT HE JUST SAT DOWN IN HIS CHAIR AND KILLED HIMSELF AND THE REST WAS HIS IMAGINATION. PS CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE KID'S SITUATION TO ME I DIDN'T REALLY GET IT.

First Born [book]

EVEN THOUGH I HATE THE REST OF THE TIME'S ODYSSEY SERIES I ACTUALLY LIKED THIS BOOK AND EVEN THE PARTS ON MIR TONED DOWN THE 'AND THEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN TALKED TO CAESAR' THAT RUINED THE FIRST BOOK. AND IN THE END I READ THE WHOLE BOOK BASICALLY COVER TO COVER IN ONE SITTING. PS. I LIKE THIS BOOK BECAUSE IT'S THE EXACT SAME STORY AS THE MANIFOLD SERIES COMBINED WITH THE EXACT SAME STORY AS 2001 AND I AM NOT JOKING.

atomic cafe [movie]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS MOVIE FOR LIKE 13 YEARS BUT I MOSTLY FORGOT ABOUT IT AND THEN REALIZED I COULD JUST TORRENT IT AND NOW I WATCHED IT. AND WELP, EVERYONE IS LITERALLY INSANE. PS: THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT LITERALLY SAYING NOT TO WORRY ABOUT RADIATION BECAUSE IF YOU GET RADIATION SICKNESS AND GO BALD YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY BECAUSE YOU CAN WEAR A WIG:

one second after [book]

I REALLY LIKE BOOKS AND MOVIES ABOUT ATOMIC WARS AND THIS BOOK REALLY WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT WAS THIS GENERATION'S 'ON THE BEACH' BUT PRETTY MUCH TOO MANY ATOMIC WAR BOOKS ARE ALL 'AND THEN ALL THE FILTHY LIBERALS WOULD DIE AND THE CONSERVATIVES WILL BE PROVEN RIGHT AND CAN FINALLY SHOOT BLACK PEOPLE' PS. I MEAN IT'D BE COOL TO READ A BOOK WHERE TECHNOLOGY DIDN'T JUST GO AWAY AND IT ADMITTED THAT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT COULD TURN A CAR ENGINE INTO A WATER PUMP OR THE FACT ANYONE ON EARTH CAN MAKE A RADIO AND BOOKS ABOUT IT ARE EVERYWHERE OR THAT EVEN DRUG DEALERS COULD MAKE SOME MEDICAL DRUGS BUT OTHER DRUGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE AND EXPLORE *THAT* WORLD.

Year One [movie]

I LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING THIS MOVIE ON COMEDY CENTRAL AT 9AM IN 25 YEARS PS. WHERE DID THE SNAKE GO?

autophobia [book]

THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF PEOPLE THAT HATE CARS AND THAT IS REALLY THE MOST SPECIFIC TOPIC FOR A BOOK EVER. PS THEY USED TO PRINT ARTICLES ABOUT HOW MANY CHICKENS HAD BEEN RUN OVER BACK IN MR TOAD DAYS.

Land of the Lost [Movie]

HOLY CRAP THEY ACTUALLY MENTIONED THINGS LIKE THE LIBRARY OF SKULLS THE ALUVIANS AND THE ZARN INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING THE INTRO AND THEN MAKING A TOTALLY UNRELATED MOVIE LIKE MOST OF THESE REMAKES ARE. PS. THIS WAS BASICALLY AN EXTENDED ROBOT CHICKEN SKETCH OF LAND OF THE LOST THOUGH.