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Poltergay [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY BORING AND UNREMARKABLE BUT I REALLY HAD TO WATCH IT JUST SO I COULD BE JUSTIFIED MENTIONING ON THIS BLOG THAT THERE IS A MOVIE CALLED POLTERGAY. PS: THE PLOT IS BASICALLY DROP DEAD FRED BUT WITH GAY GHOSTS

Super Meat Boy [game]

I SERIOUSLY BEAT THIS GAME! I DIED 3178 DEATHS AND THATS NOT EVEN A FUNNY COMEDY NUMBER! IT REALLY KEEPS A COUNTER AND I REALLY DIED THREE THOUSAND TIMES. ALSO YOUR REALLY DUMB IF YOU TRY TO GET ACTUAL REVIEWS OF GAMES FROM THIS HORRIBLE BLOG BUT THIS IS THE BEST GAME OF 2010 BY A WIDE MARGIN AND IT'S PRETTY CRAZY HOW GREAT THIS GAME IS. PS. IN MY DREAMS I PRETEND SOMEDAY I WILL GET THE GUY AND BEAT THE DARK WORLD AND GET 100% AND STUFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WON'T HAPPEN. MAYBE I CAN BEAT COTTON ALLEY BUT MAYBE NOT EVEN THAT!

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya [anime]

I AM POSTING THIS ONE LITERALLY TO POINT OUT HOW FUNNY IT IS HOW RELUCTANT I AM TO POST ANY ANIME SO I GET THESE HUGE APPARENT GAPS OF WATCHING ANYTHING AND SIMILARLY HOW I AM SO RELUCTANT TO POST ALL THE CRAPPY SCIFI BOOKS I READ SO I END UP WITH GAPS IN MY BOOK LIST TOO. I THINK MAYBE I IMAGINE I'M GOING TO SHOW THIS BLOG TO GIRLS OR SOMETHING SOMETIME? DAZZLE THEM WITH MY GOOD TASTE? BUT NOT ANIME GIRLS I GUESS? PS. ALSO THIS MOVIE WAS A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL THAT PLAYED A VARIATION OF IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE TOTALLY STRAIGHT AS A LEGITIMATE STORY AND THAT WAS WEIRD.

The Idiots [movie]

OKAY SO THE GUY THAT MADE THE ANTICHRIST MADE A MOVIE ABOUT A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT PRETEND TO BE RETARDED IN PUBLIC AND THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE THE SETUP FOR A CRASS COMEDY BUT I MEAN THE GUY THAT MADE ANTICHRIST SOOOOOOOOO PS. ALSO THE ACTORS HAD AN IRL ORGY AND THATS IN THIS MOVIE TOO.

The world ends with you [game]

MAN OTHER THAN HAVING A PLOT THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME PLOT AS GANTZ THIS WAS AN EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD GAME AND PROBABLY THE BEST THING ON THE DS AND ALSO JOSHUA'S VOICE ACTING MADE MY SKIN CRAWL SO MUCH. WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY THE POINT. PS. I HATED GOING IN STORES BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T BUY SOMETHING THE OWNERS WOULD THINK MEAN THINGS AND THAT MADE ME FEEL BAD BECAUSE I ALWAYS SUSPECT THEY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE.