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The Mitchells vs. the Machines [movie]

 The Mitchells vs. the Machines [movie] I FEEL LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS VERY GOOD BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT MADE ME STRESSED OUT TO WATCH IT. I THINK THIS IS SORT OF SIMILAR TO THE GOOFY MOVIE WHERE THE DAD IS A LOSER THAT SCREWS UP THE SON'S LIFE BUT THIS ONE DIDN'T WORK QUITE AS WELL BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE THEY CROSSED THE LINE A FEW TIMES TO THE DAD BEING ACTUALLY BAD AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT. LIKE THE WHOLE MOVIE SEEMED REALLY ACTUALLY GOOD AND FUNNY BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT FELT SOUR.   PS. I FEEL LIKE THE MOVEMENT WHERE THE MOM SMASHED THE ROBOT, GRABBED THE CORE, PUT THE CORE IN HER PURSE, THEN SMASHED ANOTHER ROBOT WITH IT WAS SOMEHOW THE SMOOTHEST ANIMATION ANYONE HAS EVER MADE. I FEEL LIKE THIS MOVIE HAD SOME GOOD ANIMATION BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THAT STICKS OUT AS SO GOOD. 

Pui Pui Molcar [television, anime]

  Pui Pui Molcar [television, anime] THIS IS THE MOST 90S JAPAN THING JAPAN HAS MADE SINCE THE 90S. I WOULD SAY YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH IT BECAUSE IT'S FOR BABIES BUT YOU SHOULD DEFINITLY WATCH IT BECAUSE IT'S BONKERS AND ALSO BECAUSE THE WHOLE SERIES IS LIKE 20 MINUTES LONG. GOD, IT'S VERY GOOD AND CUTE.  PS. NETFLIX ONLY SHOWS THE TV RATING IN BIG LETTERS THE FIRST TIME YOU PLAY SOMETHING, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET A SCREENSHOT OF THE FIRST SCENE OF THE FIRST EPISODE WITH CUTE GUINEA PIGS WITH THE RATING OF "FEAR" IN THE TOP CORNER FOR ME. 

Adventures of Pinocchio [movie, anime]

 Adventures of Pinocchio [movie, anime] THIS IS LIKE 50 EPISODES MIXED DOWN TO ONE MOVIE SO THE PACING OF IT IS ABSURD AND NONSENSE BUT THIS WAS IN GENERAL BETTER THAN IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE, THIS IS LIKE FROM THE 70S, IT'S NOT HIGH QUALITY BUT FOR THE STATE OF ANIME WHEN IT CAME OUT THIS IS DOWN RIGHT DECENT.  PS. THE BEST PART WAS PINOCCHIO WANTING TO LEAVE AT ALL TIMES IN ALL SITUATIONS. HE COULD MEET SOMEONE FOR 2 SECONDS AND INSTANTLY BE READY TO MOVE IN WITH THEM, THEN GEPETO WOULD CONFUSINGLY WALK AROUND WITH HIS PINK BAG FOR A WHILE.

Infinity Train: Book 4 [movie]

 Infinity Train: Book 4 [movie] I DON'T KNOW, THIS WAS GOOD, OF COURSE IT WAS. BUT WHAT A LETDOWN FOR THIS TO BE THE LAST SEASON. IT'S JUST SO STRAIGHTFORWARD. IT'S SO LOW STAKES. EVERY OTHER SEASON WAS THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THE TRAIN ENTIRELY BREAKING DOWN. THIS HAD AMELIA TAKING OVER IN THE BACKGROUND, BUT LIKE, THE BACKGROUND BACKGROUND, IT NEVER REALLY EFFECTS ANYTHING. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST SUCH A NOTHING SEASON COMPARED TO THE OTHER ONES THAT REALLY WENT INTO THINGS. I GUESS SEEING A LOW STAKES TRAIN SUCCESS IS SOMETHING, BUT EH? I DON'T KNOW. THEY DIDN'T REALLY EVEN DO ANYTHING PARTICULAR WITH THE TWO LINKED NUMBER THING, IT DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER VERY MUCH AND WAS JUST A VERY VAGUE BLUSHING BASED ROMANCE I GUESS.  PS. ("YOU CAN SCREW UP BY STANDING STILL?" DEFINITELY RESONATED PERSONALLY, THIS SHOW REALLY WAS GOOD)

CoolCat Fights Coronavirus [movie, amazing]

CoolCat Fights Coronavirus [movie, amazing] GOD THIS IS SO AMAZING. YOU WOULD THINK IT'D BE A THING WHERE THE COOL CAT GUY WOULD BECOME SELF AWARE AND MAKE THESE BAD ON PURPOSE, BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO INDICATION THESE ARE ANYTHING BUT 100000% REAL AND "PULL DOWN YOUR MASK TO RAP" IS MY NEW FAVORITE LINE IN ANYTHING EVER. ALSO I WATCHED THIS IN A FACEBOOK LIVE WATCH THING THAT LITERALLY NEVER RESPONDED TO ANYONE THE WHOLE MOVIE BECAUSE I WAS SO DEEPLY ENRAPTURED STARING AT THIS NONSENSE. PS. I LITERALLY SCREAMED OUT LOUD AT THE ENDING, OH MY GOD, HOLY CRAP, JESUS CHRIST. I WAS GOING TO WRITE THIS ABOUT HOW HILARIOUSLY EVIL THEY MADE DIRTY DOG BUT WELP, THE MOVIE CERTAINLY ACCOUNTED FOR THAT, WELP! WELP!!!!!!!

The Peacekeeper Wars [movie]

The Peacekeeper Wars [movie] I THINK I DID SORT OF FALL OFF THE SHOW A LITTLE BIT AS THE LAST SEASON TURNED AWAY FROM THE SILLY EARILIER EPISODES INTO THE MORE PLOT BASED END SEASONS, BUT I REALLY GOT BACK INTO THIS AS THEY HAD A PLOT ABOUT RIGAL EATING THEIR FETUS AND GETTING BUTT PREGNANT THEN BEING A GOOD UNCLE, AND ALSO HAVING JOHN CALL THE BAD GUYS "SLEESTAKS". I WILL NOT FORGIVE PILOTS VOICE BEING ALL WRONG THOUGH. PS. YOU JUST LIKED THIS BECAUSE IT HAD FINAL FANTASY X WORDS   

Godzilla vs Kong [movie]

 Godzilla vs Kong [movie] I DON'T KNOW, THIS MOVIE IS *FINE*, IT FEELS LIKE A BUNCH OF PLOT ELEMENTS THAT ON PAPER SOUND LIKE THE MOST FRIGGIN AWESOME MOVIE EVER MADE THAT ON SCREEN JUST FEEL PRETTY WEIGHTLESS. LIKE A SERIES OF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PROBLEMS THAT ALL SEEM TO RESOLVE REALLY EASILY A MINUTE LATER WITH NO PROBLEM. I DO THINK PART IS THAT I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT KING KONG AND REALLY CARE ABOUT GODZILLA. BUT LIKE, GODIZILLA SEEMS LIKE A NATION SCALE NATURAL DISASTER AND KING KONG SEEMS LIKE A SOMEWHAT BIGGER THAN AVERAGE GORILLA. I FEEL LIKE THEY HAD TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM REAL LAME AND HARMLESS TO MAKE THE FIGHTS SEEM MORE EVEN.  PS. I DON'T THINK IT'S JUST THE GODZILLA PARTS THAT SEEMED PRETTY IMPACTLESS, THE PART WHERE HE CALLED THE LITTLE DEAF GIRL A COWARD SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREMELY EXTREMELY FUNNY JOKE, THAT THEY KINDA JUST MUGGED AT THE CAMERA LIKE THE OFFICE THEN MOVED ON. 

Moon: Remix RPG Adventure [game, amazing]

Moon: Remix RPG Adventure [game, amazing] AH MAN, THIS GAME IS REAL GOOD. THIS WAS THE LOST, NEVER RELEASED IN THE WEST GAME THAT TOBY FOX TALKED ABOUT AS AN INSPIRATION TO UNDERTALE ALONG WITH EARTHBOUND. BUT *MAN* I HAD NO IDEA HOW MUCH 'INSPIRATION' THAT WAS. THERE IS SO MANY ELEMENTS OF UNDERTALE THAT ARE REALLY JUST DIRECT FROM THIS, LIKE THE WHOLE FRISK/CHARA THING, THE DOG GUARDS BEING THE GUARDS, LOVE LEVELS AND JUST KINDA EVERYTHING.  ASIDE FROM THAT, THIS GAME IS JUST SHOCKINGLY GOOD, IT'S A 1990S ADVENTURE GAME, AND THERE IS LIKE MAYBE 3 PUZZLES NO ACTUAL LIVING HUMAN COULD EVER ACTUALLY SOLVE BECAUSE OF 90S ADVENTURE GAME LOGIC  (THE COELACANTH MUSHROOM THING IS KINGS QUEST RUMPLESTILSKINS LEVEL NONSENSE), BUT LIKE 95% OF THIS IS SO EXTREMELY MODERN FEELING. ALSO THE VOICES ARE SO GOOD, AND SO IS THE MUSIC.  AND THE WHOLE MOON IS CLAYMATION STUFF. JUST THE WHOLE EXTREME DECONSTRUCTION OF JRPGS HAPPENING IN A GAME THAT CAME OUT THE SAME TIME AS FINAL FANTASY 7 JU

Movies for Cats - Forest Songbirds [movie]

 Movies for Cats - Forest Songbirds [movie] I PRETTY MUCH HAVE SOMETHING PLAYING AT ALL TIMES AND THERE WAS SOMETHING I WANTED TO FINISH THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISTRACTED FROM, SO I THOUGHT "WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY TO WATCH THIS", BUT LIKE, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY, IT'S JUST BIRDS. PS. THE BEST PART WAS THE SCARY PLANE FLYING OVER FOR A WICKED LONG TIME.