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Class Dismissed [movie]

IT WAS A MOVIE ABOUT HOW CLASS IS PORTRAYED IN MEDIA OVER TIME. AND I KINDA LOVE TV TOO MUCH SO IT WAS HARD TO NOT NITPICK THAT MOE ISN'T A RICH PERSON ON MOST EPISODES AND STUFF LIKE THAT BUT IT MADE SOME DAMN GOOD POINTS. LIKE HOW IN THE 60S ALL BLACK PEOPLE ON TV WERE POOR, THEN SHOWS ABOUT MAKING IT OUT OF POVERTY IN THE 70S THEN RICH IN THE 80S. DESPITE ACTUAL SOCIAL MOBILITY BEING PRETTY FLAT. PS. I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE NO WIFE OR ANYTHING GOING ON IN MY LIFE AND SO THE INTERNET IS SLOWLY RADICALIZING MY OPINIONS BUT W/E

Holy Invasion of privacy badman: what did I do to deserve this [game]

I DO REALLY LIKE THE CONCEPT OF AN 8-BIT STYLE ECOSYSTEM SIMULATOR TOWER DEFENSE BUT LETS BE HONEST HERE, I BOUGHT THIS GAME BECAUSE IT WAS TEN DOLLARS AND HAD A SILLY NAME. PS: ONE OF THE MAIN ENEMIES IS A 15 YEAR OLD BY NAMED SHOTA. ALSO THE BUGS THAT EAT STUFF ARE CALLED OMNOMS.

Zelda: Spirit Tracks [Game]

IT'S PRETTY COOL BECAUSE WHEN PRINCESS PEACH GOT MAJOR GAME PLAY TIME SHE EITHER GOT THE POWER OF "WEARING A DRESS" OR "HAVING A BUTTON YOU COULD PRESS TO CRY" WHILE ZELDA HAS GOTTEN TO BE A CRAZY MIDDLE EASTERN NINJA AND A GIANT SUIT OF ARMOR WITH A SWORD AS BIG AS LINK IS. PS. THE PROBLEM WITH MODERN ZELDA GAMES IS THAT THEY ARE ABOUT EXPLORATION BUT HAVE NOTHING TO FIND, THE GAME TRIED WITH TRAIN UPGRADES BUT THE TRAIN PARTS AREN'T FUN ANYWAY AND THE ONLY THINK THAT KILLS YOU IS INSTA-KILL ANYWAY!

valkyria chronicles [game]

THIS GAME IS A PRETTY REALISTIC HISTORY OF FANTASY WORLD WAR II UNTIL THE ARYANS ACTUALLY HAVE MAGICAL POWERS AND THE FANTASY JEWS ARE ACTUALLY MONSTERS WITH THE ABILITY TO END THE WORLD. PS. ABOUT 5 CHARACTERS ARE GAY, IN MANNERISM AND IN THAT THEY GET STATISTICAL BOOSTS FROM EITHER BEING NEAR SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER OR THEIR SPECIFIC LOVE INTEREST, ALSO THIS GAME HAS PERMADEATH, FOR SOME REASON I'LL ONLY RESET THE GAME IF A GAY PERSON DIES AND NOT A STRAIGHT PERSON.

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs [movie]

DID ANYONE ELSE THINK THE BOOK WAS DEEPLY SCARY WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE? I MEAN A PARADISE ABANDONED WHEN SUDDENLY AND FOR NO REASON IT WAS CAPRICIOUSLY DESTROYED BY THE SAME FORCE THAT MADE IT A PARADISE. ALSO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IN THE MOVIE IS TO GIVE UP WHO YOU ARE IF IT GETS YOU THE APPROVAL OF YOUR DAD OR TO BE WHO YOU ARE AND GIVE UP YOUR DREAM JOB ARE TO GET THE APPROVAL OF A GUY YOU JUST MET. PS. THE AMOUNT OF TIME BETWEEN HEARING THIS WAS MADE BY THE CLONE HIGH WRITERS AND THAT THE END CREDITS WERE IN CLONE HIGH STYLE AND BEGINNING TO WATCH IT WAS LESS THAN AN HOUR BECAUSE THAT IS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME TO SEE SOME SORT OF CLONE HIGH

S. Darko

"THIS PLACE WAS NICER BEFORE THE ANUS SEX", BEST HEADBUTT IN MOVIE HISTORY, EVERY SIDE CHARACTER IS A RAPIST, CONFUSING DEAD KID, TOTALLY UNEMOTIONAL DEATH SCENES, "ARE YOU A GAY?", HYPERCUBES TURNING INTO BIRDS, UNKNOWN ELEMENT WITH ITCHY RADIATION, STAR TREK CONVENTION. PS. IT'S PRETTY MUCH NOT POSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE "ESTARKO"

The End of Time (part 2) [Television]

I BASICALLY PLANNED TO HATE THIS BUT IT WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME AND THEY RETCONNED THE HECK OUT OF THE MASTER AND IT RULED SO MUCH. PS. IT'S CACTAI, THATS RACIST.