Capital Reviews

OH MAN THIS MOVIE IS SO GREAT BECAUSE THE NETFLIX DESCRIPTION IS TOTALLY WRONG AND TALKS EXCLUSIVELY ABOUT A THING THAT NEVER HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE AND IT'S GREAT BECAUSE THE WHOLE MOVIE, EVERY SCENE YOU ARE WAITING FOR HOUSECATS TURNED HELLCATS TO SHOW UP AND THEY NEVER DO, BUT EVERY SCENE YOU STILL THINK "OH MAN, MAYBE THIS SCENE!" PS. THIS HAD A LOT OF WEIRD STARS IN IT LIKE NATHAN FILLIAN AND PAM FROM THE OFFICE.

THIS MOVIE WAS P. GOOD AND I AM GLAD I WATCHED IT FAST ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE ANY SPOILERS, I REALLY HAD NO IDEA WHERE THIS MOVIE WAS GOING. PS. WHY WOULD THEY NAME ONE THING FOR NERDS AFTER ANOTHER THING FOR NERDS?

LETS SKIP TALKING ABOUT THIS MOVIE AND LETS ALL COME TO AGREEMENT THAT CHARLYNE YI IS THE REAL LIFE BMO. AT A WAY DEEPER LEVEL THAN JUST BEING ASIAN. BMO WOULD BE TAKING OXYKITTEN. PS. I CREDIT THIS MOVIE WITH A REALISTIC PORTRAYAL OF LIKING LOST.

I REALLY LIKE THE GENERAL WORLD AND PREMISE OF THIS MOVIE WITHOUT CARING THAT MUCH FOR THE ACTUAL MOVIE PLOT (LOOKING IT UP THE BOOK IS SET 200 YEARS BEFORE THE MOVIE AND IS WRITTEN BY THE GUY THAT MADE ROLLIE POLLIE OLLIE?). I ALSO REALLY REALLY LIKE THE PLEROMA/AEON/ACRHON STRUCTURE OF THE WEIRD CREATION, WHERE THE MOON IS WEIRD AND DISTANT AND THE CREATIONS OF THE GUARDIANS ARE ALL ANIMALISTIC AND DEFECTIVE. ALSO I THOUGHT WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS MOVIE BECAUSE I WAS ON A LONG PLANE RIDE. PS. ALSO THIS ISN'T THE MOVIE ABOUT THE OWLS.

I REALLY REALLY LIKE CIV GAMES AND ALWAYS HAVE BUT I'M GONNA BE HONEST: I LIKED MASTER OF MAGIC WAY BETTER AND EVEN IF THIS GAME IS WAY WORSE THAN CIV V I LIKED THIS GAME BETTER TOO. EVEN AS A WORSE GAME MAGIC OR SCIFI LETS THE GAMEPLAY NOT BE SHACKLED BY REAL WORLD LOGIC SO YOU CAN GET THINGS LIKE EARLY GAME AIR UNITS AND UNIT UPGRADES THAT DON'T NEED TO SOUND PLAUSIBLE. PS. ON THE OTHER HAND LOTS OF WANDERING MONSTERS MADE IT REQUIRED TO ALWAYS CLUSTER CITIES AND MADE OUTPOSTS EXTREMELY HARD TO MAINTAIN WHICH SEEMS WAY MORE REALISTIC A LAYOUT THAN THE 'BUILD CITIES RANDOMLY ALL OVER THE WORLD" THAT CIV GAMES ALWAYS ENCOURAGE.

OH MAN I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS MOVIE SO HARD SINCE IT CAME OUT AND IT TOTALLY JUST SHOWED UP ON NETFLIX TODAY AND OH MAN IT WAS KINDA BORING IN PARTS BUT BASICALLY LIVED UP TO MY HOPES AND DREAMS 100%. PS. IT'S A PRO-ABORTION PROPAGANDA HORROR MOVIE WHERE THE TWIST ENDING IS THAT THEY ARE IN HELL ALL ALONG AND NONE OF THE PLOT MAKES SENSE AND THE WHOLE THING IS A CRAZY PERSON MOVIE MADE BY CRAZY PEOPLE.

SOMETIMES IT'S SUPER OBVIOUS WHY I WATCH A MOVIE WHEN I DO. PS. IT MOSTLY USED THE SETTING OF TOKYO TO REPRESENT ALIENATION SO IT WAS ACTUALLY MOSTLY TERRIBLE TO WATCH IT TO HYPE MYSELF UP FOR A TRIP.