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hedwig and the angry inch [play]

I DON'T THINK I GET WHERE THE PLAY WAS CONCEPTUALLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE BECAUSE I MEAN IT WAS CLEARLY THE BAR LIKE IN THE MOVIE THAT SHE WAS TELLING THE STORY TO BUT IF SHE OPENED THE DOOR YOU COULD HEAR TOMMY ON STAGE SO I GUESS THERE WAS A BAR IN AN ALLEY WAY OR SOMETHING? I DON'T KNOW! PS. OKAY IT'S PRETTY COOL THAT WE GOT GOOD SEATS BUT I MEAN WE ACTUALLY SAT *ON* THE STAGE AND WOAH.

Drawn Together Movie: The Movie [movie]

GOD I HATE THIS SHOW WHY WOULD I WATCH THIS, WHY DO I WATCH THE DATING GUY ON HULU? I HATE THINGS I WATCH. THIS WASN'T GOOD AT ALL. IT JUST MAKES ME ANNOYED AND ANGRY. PS. THE ONLY FUNNY PART WAS WHEN THEY WERE MAKING FUN OF SOUTHPARK AND THEY HAD THE GUY SITTING ON THEIR OWN GIANT BALLS BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THEY WROTE THAT SCENE BEFORE SOUTHPARK ACTUALLY DID IT.

saw 6 [movie]

WITH EVERY SAW MOVIE I GET INCREASINGLY ANGRY AT HOW MANY OF THE PUZZLES COULD JUST BE SOLVED BY PUSHING THINGS WITH THEIR SHOES. AN AUTOMATIC SCALE? SERIOUSLY? ALSO LOL AT THE MORTGAGE BANKER AND HEALTH INSURANCE DUDE, TOPICAL! PS. I LIKE THAT I MADE A BIG DEAL I ONLY WATCH MEANINGFUL OBSCURE INDIE MOVIES THEN IMMEDIATELY WATCH SAW 6.

The Holy Mountain [movie]

I WALKED 22 MILES THEN WATCHED THIS THEN COLLAPSED INTO SLEEP AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I DIDN'T HAVE VISIONS. I WAS PRETTY SURE IT WAS GOING TO JUST BE A BUNCH OF WEIRD IMAGES BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AND HAD AN ACTUAL STORY SORT OF ALSO AN OLD MAN WITH BREASTS THAT TURNED INTO LEOPARDS AND SPRAYED MILK ON SOMEONE'S FACE WHILE HE LAUGHED. PS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGojlay89iA&feature=related

funny games [movie]

THIS WAS KINDA A GOOD IDEA FOR A MOVIE BUT IT REALLY DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE AND WIKIPEDIA TELLS ME THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL AND IT HAD A WHOLE THING ABOUT INTENTIONALLY PLAYING WITH MOVIE LOGIC BUT I DIDN'T WATCH THE ORIGINAL SO IT WAS JUST SORT OF MEANDERED TO A BORING ENDING AND THE OPENING CREDITS WERE THE ONLY REALLY GOOD PART. PS. I NEED TO STOP WATCHING MOVIES LIKE THIS OR SOMEDAY WHEN I GET FALSELY ACCUSED OF MURDER MY MOVIE COLLECTION WILL BE USED AS EVIDENCE.