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20,000 Leagues under the Sea [movie]

I HAVE READ THE BOOK SO I KNEW BIOSHOCK WAS BASED PARTLY ON THIS STORY BUT HOLY CRAP I HAD NO IDEA HOW DIRECTLY IT WAS BASED DIRECTLY AFTER THIS SPECIFIC DISNEY ADAPTATION. PS. ALSO I ONLY KNEW THAT 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA REFERRED TO LENGTH TRAVELED INSTEAD OF DEPTH DUE THAT MID 90S SNL SKIT WITH KELSEY GRAMMER. AND NOW I KNOW WHY THE GUY IN THAT SKIT SAYS THE WORD LEAGUES SO WEIRD.

Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer [movie]

I AM STARTING TO GET SUPER SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT THESE MOVIES I WATCH AS BACKGROUND NOISE AND I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO ALWAYS WRITE THESE DOWN BUT IT'S CHEATING NOT TO BUT NOW I LOOK LIKE I HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN MOVIES BECAUSE THIS WHOLE BLOG EXISTS TO SHOW GIRLS OR SOMETHING I GUESS? PS. THE DOCTOR DOOM FIGHT AT THE END LOOKS LIKE IT'S FROM 1992.

Stardust [movie]

OH GOD, YOU KNOW THAT FORMULA FOR MOVIES THAT IS LIKE ET WHERE A KID BEFRIENDS SOMETHING AND LEARNS THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP? THAT WAS THIS MOVIE BUT A KID BEFRIENDS A LIVING VACUUM CLEANER AND IT'S THE BEST THING. IT'S NOT EVEN A PARODY OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST AWFUL! PS. ALTHOUGH SOMEONE'S NAME IS RICHARD SUCK SO WHO EVEN KNOWS???

V/H/S [movie]

I MEAN I GUESS THE POINT WAS BECAUSE VIRTUALLY EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE DIES EVENTUALLY BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN THINK OF A MOVIE THAT HAD MORE UNRELENTINGLY UNLIKABLE CHARACTERS. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN THINK OF A MOVIE WITH MORE RAPISTS PER CAPITA. PS. YET ANOTHER VICTIM IN 'AWFUL MOVIES I'M WATCHING TO PROVIDE BACKGROUND NOISE TO HANDHELD VIDEOGAME PLAYING"

Origin: Spirits of the Past [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THE FOREST SEEMED ACTUALLY FOR REAL BAD AND THE BAD GUYS WERE POLLUTING BUT SEEMED TO AT LEAST HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA AND THE VOLCANO SEEMED ABSOLUTELY GOOD AS LONG AS THEY WEREN'T GOING TO USE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITY. ALSO I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I WATCHED THIS BEFORE YEARS AGO AND FORGOT ABOUT WATCHING IT? PS. BUT MAYBE I'M JUST THINKING OF GREEN LEGEND RAN, WHICH IS A MOVIE THAT TOOK ME ABOUT AN HOUR TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF.

Young Justice [television]

I REALLY REALLY LIKED THIS SHOW FOR A WHILE BUT THEN THERE WAS LIKE TEN TRILLION CHARACTERS AND A BUNCH OF SIDE PLOTS THAT WENT NO WHERE AT ALL. I DON'T THINK THERE IS A SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH ASKING FOR A REBOOT OF STATIC SHOCK AND APACHE CHIEF FROM WONDERFRIENDS AND I AM GLAD THIS GOT CANCELED SO I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH ANYMORE. PS. I LIKE THAT GL AMBIGUOUSLY KILLED OFF AYA FOR A FINALE, BUT THIS SHOW JUST KILLED OFF KID FLASH BECAUSE YOU COULD TELL THEY WERE LIKE "GOD WE HAVE A LOT OF FLASHES ON THIS SHOW, CAN'T WE LOSE A FEW OF THEM?"

Green Lantern: The Animated Series [Television]

I DON'T KNOW, THIS SHOW WASN'T REALLY VERY GOOD BUT WHEN I HEARD IT WAS ENDING I WATCHED LIKE EVERY EPISODE A FEW WEEKS AGO THEN WATCHED THE LAST FEW AS THEY CAME OUT. THE FIRST SEASON WAS OKAY, IT BASICALLY RIPPED OFF THE PLOT FROM AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER BUT THE SECOND SEASON WAS MOSTLY BAD EXCEPT THE PART THEY ASKED "THAT FAKE NEWS GUY' ABOUT JOHN STEWARD AND THE WEIRD SCI-FI CHRISTIAN START OF THE UNIVERSE. PS. I ALWAYS WANT TO LIKE GREEN LANTERN BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY JUST SPIRAL ENERGY EXCEPT THEY ONLY EVER USE IT FOR LAME STUFF LIKE SPORTS EQUIPMENT. NO ONE EVER MAKES A VERY GOOD GREEN LANTERN STORY.

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow [movie]

ARUGH I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH. I MEAN I'M DOING THIS TO MYSELF WHERE I AM TURNING MOVIES ON I DON'T WANT TO WATCH SO THEY CAN BE BACKGROUND NOISE WHILE I DO SOMETHING ELSE BUT THIS MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE. PS. I THINK I REALLY DON'T LIKE MARVEL NOW. I THINK I REALLY REALLY LIKE DC NOW. I FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR.

Spiderman 3 [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE AND HAD WAY TOO MANY STUPID PLOTS AND I WATCHED IT AS A RIFTRAX WHILE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES. PS. THE BEST RIFTRAX JOKE WAS POINTING OUT THAT EVEN THOUGH A GIANT SAND MONSTER WAS RAMPAGING THE CITY THE NEWSPAPER DECIDED TO PUT THE FIRING OF A MINOR BROADWAY STAR ON THE FRONT PAGE.

Oz the Great and Powerful [movie]

JD FROM SCRUBS CHASES AROUND MEG FROM FAMILY GUY WHO IS DRESSED AS CARMEN SANDIEGO. PS. ALL THE KIDS AT THE MOVIE CRIED BECAUSE THE CHINA DOLL LEG PART WAS SO SCARY SO AT LEAST THE MOVIE WAS AS GOOD AT TRAUMATIZING KIDS AS RETURN TO OZ WAS.

Aeon Flux [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE AND EVEN THE PART I AM ABOUT TO PRAISE THEY EVENTUALLY MESSED UP AND MADE DUMB BUT MAN DO I REALLY LOVE THE CONCEPT OF THE FACT THE CLONES WEREN'T MAGIC MOVIE CLONES BUT JUST A LINEAGE OF PEOPLE FORCED TO ACT LIKE THEY WERE. I REALLY REALLY LIKE THAT CONCEPT. LIKE, A LOT. PS. DON'T WORRY I JUST WATCHED THIS TO BE BACKGROUND NOISE AS I PLAYED VIDEOGAMES ON MY PHONE. THIS IS JUST A REGULAR BAD MOVIE NOT A SO BAD IT'S GOOD MOVIE.

civilization v: gods and kings [game]

IT IS TOTALLY REASONABLE THAT I PLAYED 12 HOURS IF THIS IN THREE DAYS. AND IT'S HARDLY LIKE FINISHING ONE GAME ON EASY IS DONE WITH THE GAME. PS. I FEEL LIKE A BAD PERSON WHEN I KILL BARBARIANS POST POWDER.

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos [movie]

WHAT? THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY TERRIBLE. WHO WRITES A STORY WHERE THE BAD GUY IS AN IMPOSTOR FOR AN ALMOST IDENTICAL BAD GUY? ALSO THEY JUST REWROTE ALL THE PLOT POINTS FROM THE SHOW BUT MADE THEM SEEM WAY LESS IMPACTFUL. PS THE PLOT OF EVERY SINGLE ANIME MOVIE FOR A SHOW IS "THEY GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY".