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Martyrs [Movie]

I AM RACIST SO I THINK EVERY MOVIE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE BETTER THAN MOVIES IN ENGLISH THEN IT SEEMED LIKE THIS WAS A SUPER GENERIC HORROR MOVIE THAT HAPPENED TO BE FRENCH UNTIL THE LAST 15 MINUTES WHEN IT WAS MOSTLY NOT GENERIC AND THE LAST 5 MINUTES WHERE IT WAS HOLY FUCK NOT GENERIC AT ALL. PS. I AM GETTING ALL THESE WEIRD OTHER LANGUAGE HORROR MOVIES BECAUSE EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR SERBIAN FILM TO COME OUT AND SUGGESTING THESE MOVIES INSTEAD.

Hausu {movie]

I CAN NOT IN ANY WAY DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING THIS MOVIE IS OR HOW LITTLE SENSE ANY PART OF IT MAKES. LIKE THERE IS A CAT AND IT'S A GHOST AND ALL THE BACKGROUNDS ARE JUST PAINTINGS AND IT'S EDITED ALL WEIRD SO THE CAMERA JUST JUMPS AROUND AND ALL THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE REALLY HARD TO EVEN TELL WHATS HAPPENING AND IT'S JUST AMAZING IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. BASICALLY THIS PS: I KINDA HAD TO LOOK ON IMDB AFTER I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE A BUNCH OF THE GIRLS ARE NAKED AT VARIOUS POINTS AND THEY LOOK ABOUT 12 BUT IMDB CALMS MY FEARS AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE 20 AND I'M JUST RACIST AND THINK ASIANS LOOK YOUNG.

Solitary [Television]

THIS IS A GOOD SHOW BECAUSE YOU CAN TELL THAT LIKE 2 OUT OF 3 GAMES ARE JUST SILLY BUT THEN 1 OUT OF 3 GAMES ARE LITERALLY TORTURE TECHNIQUES AND ARE HONESTLY HURTING THE PEOPLE. PS. THIS ISN'T A GOOD SHOW AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN TELL THE PEOPLE HAVE BECOME DISTURBED OR ARE ALL CONFUSED AND CRAZY.

Final Fantasy 13 [game]

NORA EXISTS SOLELY SO IF THE GAME SELLS WELL THEY CAN MAKE A SPIN OFF. ALSO THE LAST BOSS SAID THE NAME OF THE SERIES AND THAT WAS PRETTY LOL. PS. MOMS ARE TOUGH

Alice [movie]

ALICE CHANGES HER CLOTHS THEN RIDES AN ANIMAL X 14 PS. HOLY CRAP THE CAT FOOD COMMERCIAL BEFORE THE MOVIE IS THE BEST THING I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THAT COMMERCIAL.

The Princess And the Frog [movie]

I GOTTA ADMIT THE 'TWIST' ENDING WAS REALLY CLEVER AND IMPRESSED ME FOR BEING A TOTALLY LOGICAL ENDING AND NOT SOME LOVE FIXES EVERYTHING SOLUTION. I MEAN IT MADE PERFECT SENSE. PS. THIS MOVIE WAS ABOUT 30 TIMES LESS RACIST THAN I ASSUMED IT WOULD BE. IT WAS JUST THE REGULAR AMOUNT OF RACIST EVERY MOVIE IS JUST ANYWAY NOT EXTRA SUPER RACIST LIKE MOST DISNEY MOVIES. I MEAN OTHER THAN THE VOODOO PART.