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Angry Birds [game]

HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME: RETRY THE FIRST SHOT OVER AND OVER HUNDREDS OF TIMES BECAUSE THE FIRST AND LAST SHOT ARE ALMOST ALWAYS THE ONLY ONES THAT DETERMINE IF YOU CAN WIN. PS. IT IS GOING TO BE SO HARD TO TALK TO FUTURE GENERATIONS AND EXPLAIN WHAT A TELEPHONE IS.

macgruber [movie]

THIS MOVIE HAD SOME KINDA FUNNY PARTS AND A LOT OF PRETTY BORING PARTS BUT IT BASICALLY SEEMED LIKE THE SORT OF MOVIE I WILL HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING IF I SAW IT OR NOT IN A FEW YEARS. PS. I WATCHED THE UNRATED DVD VERSION AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. MORE CUNTH JOKES MAYBE? THEY HAD WAY TOO MANY CUNTH JOKES.

Eating the Dinosaur [book]

THIS BOOK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LITERALLY INGESTING DINOSAURS BUT HAD A PRETTY INSIGHTFUL AND PROFOUND INSIGHT INTO WHY NO ONE LIKES ANY WEEZER ALBUM EXCEPT THE FIRST ONES. PS. ALSO I READ THE IRA GLASS PART IN AN IRA GLASS VOICE IN MY HEAD.

Symbol [movie]

OKAY THIS IS A WICKED GOOD MOVIE, IT'S ABOUT A GUY STUCK IN A ROOM WITH MILLIONS OF BABY PENISES AND EVERY TIME HE TOUCHES ONE SOMETHING HAPPENS LIKE MAYBE A TOY APPEARS OR A ROPE OR SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING. AND ALSO THERE IS A B PLOT ABOUT A MEXICAN WRESTLER THAT WAS SORT OF BORING. PS. I COULDN'T FIND THIS MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES AND I DON'T THINK THAT HURT THE EXPERIENCE AT ALL

Silent Hill: Origins [game]

A MILLION DOORS THAT CAN'T OPEN SIMULATOR PS. CARRYING A MILLION TINY TVS SIMULATOR.

I'm Here [movie]

HOW COULD WHAT WAS FUNDIMENTALLY A 30 MINUTE AD FOR ABSLOUT VODKA MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WANT TO CRY SO MUCH? PS. BECAUSE LOVE STORIES ABOUT ROBOTS INHERENTLY SPEAK TO OVERCOMING ALIENATION FROM HUMAN EMOTION AND ONCE I GAVE MY MEMORY AWAY.