I AM PRETTY SURE I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES. PS I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GOING TO BUY THIS MOVIE ON BLU RAY AND PINK RAY AND GREY RAY AND WHATEVER OTHER KIND OF RAY THEY COME UP WITH BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.
CAT ASKED ME TO WATCH THIS SO I WATCHED THE WHOLE FIRST SEASON IN ONE AFTERNOON. I LIKE THAT THE PEOPLE THAT WROTE IT ABSOLUTELY ARE COUNTING THE MID 80S AS THE REAL CANNON AND EVERYTHING ELSE AS NEEDLESS CHANGES SO LIKE NOW THE HULK HAS PURPLE SHORTS AND WOLVEREEN HAS THAT YELLOW SUIT AND NIGHTCRAWLER SWORDFIGHTS PIRATES. PS. HULK IS NOT A BEHIND!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE MORAL OF THIS MOVIE IS. AND ALSO I AM PRETTY NON-TRADITIONAL BUT I STILL REALLY WANT TO GET MARRIED, BUT I WAS STILL OFFENDED AT RACHEL'S GUY BEING PRESSURED INTO MARRIAGE WHILE BITCHY AND CHEATER BROKE UP BECAUSE HE WAS FORCED INTO MARRIAGE. PS. IT'S TRUE, I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CAROLINE OR AN AMBER.
BASICALLY OSCARS ARE LIKE NEWBERRY AWARDS, LIKE IF YOU SEE A KIDS BOOK WITH A DOG AND IT WON A NEWBERRY AWARD YOU KNOW THAT THE DOG ISN'T GOING TO BE EATTING A BIG STEAK ON THE LAST PAGE. PS. THIS WAS A VERY HIGH CLASS WAY FOR ME TO WATCH WRESTLING MOVES AND STRIPPERS.
MORE LIKE EFFECT ON MY BUTT, WHICH IS TO WANT TO POOP ON THIS MOVIE. AM I RITE? PS I WROTE THIS REVIEW RIGHT BEFORE STARTING THIS MOVIE BUT I HAVE VERY STRONG DOUBT THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO EDIT IT WHEN IT'S DONE.
FIRST STEPHEN KING, THEN CASPER, NOW THIS? EVERY MOVIE SET IN MAINE IS SPOOKY! PS. ACTUALLY I GUESS I SAW THE KOREAN MOVIE THIS IS A REMAKE OF AND SOMEHOW I STILL WAS UNABLE TO PREDICT THE TWIST BECAUSE I'M DUMB. ALSO ASIAN HORROR MOVIES ARE REAL SPOOKY AND THEN HAVE CRAZY ASS PLOTS WHERE STUFF JUST HAPPENS AND THE AMERICAN REMAKE HAS TO TRY AND MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
I HAD A SNOW DAY AND SO I READ THE WHOLE SERIES ALL AT ONCE AND I BET THEY HAD TO TAKE THE PART WITH RORSCHACH KILLING A DOG AS PART OF HIS ORIGIN FOR THE MOVIE BECAUSE IF THEY DIDN'T MOVIE WATCHERS WOULD BE ALL 'HE KILLED A DOG! I HATE HIM!" PS. I SKIPPED ALL THE PARTS WITH THE PIRATE, SCREW YOU.