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Kingdom Rush [game]

I DON'T REALLY GENERALLY LIKE TOWER DEFENSE GAMES BUT I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO PLAY ON THE PLANE FOR MY TRIP AND BOUGHT THIS ON SOMEONE'S RECOMMENDATION. SOMEHOW I ENDED UP PLAYING LIKE 15 HOURS OF IT IN A FEW DAYS AND BEAT IT BEFORE EVEN LEAVING FOR THE TRIP. I THINK I STILL DISLIKE TOWER DEFENSE BUT I DO HAVE A PATTERN OF GETTING WICKED OBSESSED WITH THEM IF I DO PLAY ONE. PS. ON THE OTHER HAND THIS GAME WAS REALLY BAD ABOUT THE LIGHTNING TOWER BEING SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER TOWER, I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY REASON I BUILT ANYTHING BUT LIGHTING TOWERS WAS TO BREAK UP THE MONOTONY.

The Brass Teapot [movie]

THEY COULD HAVE MADE A TON OF GOOD MOVIES USING THIS PREMISE BUT THIS WASNT ONE OF THEM. PS. "HELP, WIZARDS" WAS AN OKAY JOKE I GUESS

Apollo 18 [movie]

I LIKE HOW THERE IS 'FOUND FOOTAGE' MOVIES OF EVERYTHING NOW. A FOUND FOOTAGE ASTRONAUT MOVIE? I THINK THEY ACTUALLY DID AN OKAY JOB WITH SUCH A DUMB PREMISE ALTHOUGH THEY SEEMED TO HAVE SPOTTY ABILITY TO REMEMBER WHICH CAMERAS WERE FILM AND WHICH WERE VIDEO AND WHICH WERE DIGITAL FOR SOME REASON. PS. I NEVER REALLY LIKE 'MOONROCKS AS ALIENS', ONLY MOONSEED HAS MY PERMISSION TO USE THAT DUMB STORY.

Costume Quest [game]

THIS GAME WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY BAD IF IT WAS LONG AT ALL BUT I BEAT IT IN LIKE 4 HOURS AND THAT IS A PERFECT LENGTH SO THAT THE ABE LINCOLN/EAGLE HEAL SPELL NEVER STOPPED BEING FUNNY. ALSO IT'S A HALLOWEEN THEMED GAME AND IT'S OCTOBER. PS. GOOD LUCK EVER USING ANY COSTUME EXCEPT ROBOT ON THE MAIN CHARACTER. WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE THE ONLY WAY TO MOVE FASTER THAN WALK TO USE A CERTAIN COSTUME?

Upside Down [movie]

I WILL BE HONEST: I SAW A TRAILER FOR THIS IN LIKE 2010 AND SOMEHOW THOUGHT IT HAD NOT EVEN COME OUT YET, LET ALONE COME OUT, BASICALLY FAILED AND ALREADY COME TO NETFLIX. IT WAS PRETTY LOOKING AT LEAST, THE PLOT WAS KINDA THIN THOUGH, WHO NEEDS GIMMICKY CRAP LIKE AN AMNESIA SUBPLOT IN A MOVIE LIKE THIS? IT WAS A REALLY CREATIVE SETTING SOMEONE COULD HAVE WRITTEN A CREATIVE PLOT IN! PS. NAMING YOUR MAIN CHARACTERS "ADAM AND EVE" IS ALREADY THE DUMBEST THING A SCI-FI STORY CAN DO UNTIL THIS MOVIE DISCOVERED NAMING THEM 'ADAM AND EDEN" IS SOMEHOW EVEN DUMBER.

Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn [Game]

I CAN HONESTLY SAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE MMORPG EVER. I CAN ALSO SAY THAT I STOPPED PLAYING BEFORE MY SUBSCRIPTION RAN OUT AND DIDN'T RENEW. I LIKE EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS GAME EXCEPT PLAYING IT. I LIKE THE ARTWORK AND THE STORY AND THE CRAFTING SYSTEM AND THE LEVELING SYSTEM, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY STILL TELL ME TO KILL 6 LADY BUGS AND COLLECT THEIR SHELLS AND I STILL STOP PLAYING BECAUSE MMORPGS ARE BAD GAMES. PS. I REALLY LIKED CRAFTING AT LEAST, THERE WAS A WHOLE WEEK I DIDN'T PLAY THE GAME BUT MANAGED TO STILL LOG IN TO MAKE MORE UNDERPANTS.

Movie 43 [movie]

I HEARD THE JOKES BUT SERIOUSLY, IS THIS MOVIE LITERALLY THE PRODUCT OF BLACKMAIL? LIKE IM NOT EVEN JOKING. THIS IS THE LOWEST QUALITY MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN BUT SOMEHOW EVERY SINGLE ACTOR IN EARTH IS IN THIS DOING HORRIBLE WORTHLESS ROLES. I REALLY MEAN IT. PS. I GUESS CHILDREN INSIDE MACHINES WAS AN OKAY JOKE.

Theatrhythm [game]

I FEEL LIKE IT'S ALMOST WEIRD THIS GAME HAD AS MUCH DEPTH AS IT DID, IT CLEARLY DIDN'T NEED TO, IT CLEARLY COULD HAVE JUST SKIPPED THE RPG ELEMENTS AND SOLD JUST AS WELL, BUT I AM REALLY GLAD THEY BOTHERED BECAUSE I HAVE A PATHOLOGICAL NEED TO GET TERRA TO LEVEL 99 AS MANY TIMES AS A GAME MAKES THAT POSSIBLE. PS. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THE NAME OF THIS GAME, I THINK THAT IS A SECURITY FEATURE BECAUSE YOU WOULD GET BEAT UP IF YOU EVER TALKED ABOUT THIS GAME IN REAL LIFE.

Rain Without Thunder [movie]

I WOULDN'T REALLY CALL THIS MOVIE "GOOD" BUT I AM SHOCKED I NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE , THIS MOVIE DIDNT PULL ANY PUNCHES AND I THINK IF YOU MADE EVERY GIRL WATCH THIS AND READ HANDMAIDENS TALE IN HIGHSCHOOL YOUD BE ALL SET. PS. ALSO THE FUTURE SLANG WAS HILARIOUS AND NELIX FROM STAR TREK WAS IN THIS.

American Mary [movie]

WHAT A FRUSTRATING MOVIE. THE PREMISE AND SETUP WERE ACES AND HAD POTENTIAL TO BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER BUT IT JUST SORTA DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE, THERE WAS NO REAL SORT OF PACING OR ANYTHING AND STUFF JUST KINDA STOPPED. PS. ALSO SOME OF THE ACTING WAS FINE BUT THEN OTHER ACTORS WOULD BE SUPER TERRIBLE AND YOU'D THINK THE REASON WOULD BE NEEDING TO HIRE PEOPLE WITH EXTREME BODY MODS AND STUFF BUT ALL THE REALLY BAD ACTORS WHERE JUST NORMAL PEOPLE.

Elysium [movie]

I FEEL LIKE MY OPINIONS OF THIS MOVIE ARE IDENTICAL TO DISTRICT 9, THAT THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SILLY OR LESS SILLY BUT IT JUST CAME OUT MUDDLED BY DOING BOTH. LIKE IS IT GRITTY REALISM OR DO HOBOS OWN SPACESHIPS? IS IT CUTTING POLITICAL COMMENTARY OR IS IT A SPACE KATANA FIGHT? ON THE OTHER HAND LIKE DISTRICT 9 IT HAD REALLY REALLY COOL GUNS I GUESS? PS. ANSWER ME THIS: HOW DID HE GET THAT SHIRT ON?

Maximum shame [movie]

THIS MOVIE TRIED TOO HARD TO BE ALL "I'M A WEIRD MOVIE" AND JUST SEEMED LIKE A PARODY OF WEIRD MOVIES OR SOMETHING. THAT DIDNT SEEM LIKE THE POINT OR ANYTHING THOUGH, THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST MADE ALICE IN WONDERLAND THE THEME INTEAD OF MAKING IT CHESS ALICE IN WONDERLAND. PS. ALL THE GIRLS LOOKED THE SAME AND ANY TIME ANYONE CHANGED CLOTHS I LOST TOTAL TRACK OF WHO ANYONE WAS.

Gravity [Movie]

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST HARD SCIENCE SCI-FI MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN. OTHER THAN EVERYTHING IN SPACE BEING ODDLY CLOSE TOGETHER FOR SOME REASON THIS MOVIE STUCK TO BEING FREAKISHLY REALISTIC. LIKE HOW YOU COULD HEAR THE POWER DRILL BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE ONLY HEARING IT THROUGH THE FACT IT WAS VIBRATING THE SUIT. IT'S NOT MUCH SCI-FI THAT USES KESSLER SYNDROME AS A PLOT POINT. ALSO THIS IS THE FIRST MOVIE I'D SAY THAT YOU *HAVE* TO SEE IN 3D. TO THE POINT IT'D FEEL WEIRD TO WATCH IN 2D. PS. THE MOST STRESSFUL SHIT YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE HAPPENS NONSTOP: THE MOVIE.