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Adventure Time: Distant Lands: BMO [television]

Adventure Time: Distant Lands: BMO [television] THIS WASN'T SUPER BAD BUT IT WASN'T SUPER GOOD. I LOVE BMO BUT THEY OFTEN ARE BETTER AS A SIDE THING THAN CARRYING A STORY. EARLY ON IT FELT HEAVY LIKE THIS WAS A STEALTH PILOT FOR A NEW SHOW BUT AS IT WENT ON I THINK IT'S PROBABLY NOT. IT'S PRETTY MUCH NOT MUCH. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE DUMB LAST SECOND TWIST ENDING AT LEAST.  PS. I DON'T REALLY GET THE POINT OF HIDING IT WAS MARTIN, THEY NEVER SHOW HIM AND ONLY CALL HIM 'MR. M', BUT THEY ALSO NEVER HIDE WHO IT IS. IS THIS A THING WHERE HBO DIDN'T BUY ALL THE CHARACTER RIGHTS? 

Uncut Gems [movie]

Uncut Gems [movie] THIS IS A REALLY GOOD MOVIE. A REVIEW OF IT DESCRIBED IT AS JUST A MOVIE TO WATCH IF YOU WANT TO FEEL ENDLESS ANXIETY AND IT'S THAT. IT'S JUST ADAM SANDLER MAKING AWFUL DECISIONS OVER AND OVER FOR TWO HOURS AND THAT IS HONESTLY A GOOD PREMISE FOR A NON-COMEDY MOVIE. IT WORKED WELL AND FELT BELIEVABLE THAT ADAM SANDLER WOULD MAKE PAINFULLY AWFUL DECISIONS.  PS. ALSO THE MUSIC WAS EXTREMELY GOOD

Promare [movie, anime]

Promare [movie, anime] FOR ABOUT THE FIRST TWO THIRDS OF THIS I WAS THINKING THAT THIS WAS OKAY BUT JUST TRIGGER RIPPING ITSELF OFF A LOT BUT MAKING IT STUPIDER *BUT THEN* I REMEMBERED THAT TRIGGER IS THE ONLY GOOD ANIME COMPANY AND MAKING IT STUPIDER WAS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED AND THIS MOVIE WAS REAL GOOD. PS. ALL THE DESIGNS WERE SUPER TOYETIC AND IT'S WEIRD, LIKE I'M SURE TOYS WILL EXIST FROM THIS SOMEWHERE BECAUSE IT'S ANIME AND JAPAN BUT IT'S CLEARLY NOT A MOVIE TO SELL TOYS AND IT'S ACTUALLY WEIRD THAT IT'S HARD TO THINK OF THINGS THAT DO TOYETIC DESIGN BUT LIKE, AS AN AESTHETIC OUTSIDE OF THINGS BEING BIG PARODY OF SPECIFIC SHOWS.

Nanny Lynn [movie]

The Films of Nanny Lynn [movie] I.... WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.  LIKE, THIS WAS A NIGHTMARE AND ALSO EXACTLY LIKE LISTENING TO SOMEONE DESCRIBE A DREAM THEY HAD, LIKE, PRINCESS SHREBENTZA IS A BABY AND THEN A TORNADO RIPS UP HER HOUSE SO SHE HAD TO LIVE WITH WOLVES AND THEY GAVE HER A RAT TO EAT AND SHE ATE THE RAT THEN SHE GREW UP INTO A TEEN AND ONLY ATE SPIDERS SO HER HAIR CHANGED COLOR A LOT AND SHE WANTED TO BE NORMAL THEN SHE HAD A DREAM ABOUT A DINOSAUR THAT TOLD HER TO COPY HUMANS AND THEN ANOTHER ONE TOLD HER TO GO DOWN THE CHIMNEY AND SHE DID AND IT WAS HANSEL AND GRETEL'S HOUSE AND SHE GOT STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY SO THEY PULLED ALL HER HAIR OFF, THEN IT WAS ACTUALLY HER PARENT'S HOUSE SO THEY GAVE HER A DRESS AND A WIG AND SHE WENT TO SCHOOL AND LEARNED ABOUT A PRINCESS WHO HAD A TIME BUBBLE THAT LET HER FLY BACK IN TIME SO SHE SKIPPED CLASS TO FLAP HER SKIRT TO FLY BACK IN TIME THEN UHH... SOMETHING HAPPENED... THEN... SHE TOLD UH... DINOSAURS TO SAVE FOOD... SO TH

Pokemon Shield [game]

Pokemon Shield [game] I'M NOT A HUGE POKEMON GUY, I HAVE PLAYED MAYBE A QUARTER OF THE MAIN SERIES AND SKIP MOST GAMES, BUT I THINK I HAVE GENERALLY LIKED THE ONES I PLAYED. I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT BE A BAD GAME. I KNOW THAT IS A COMMON HOT TAKE BUT THIS GAME DIDN'T REALLY SEEM GOOD AT ALL. I DON'T KNOW, LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE SUPER NEGATIVE ON THIS FOR A LOT OF STUPID REASONS AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SO HARSH ON IT, BECAUSE IT'S KINDA OKAY, BUT IT'S JUST REALLY MEH COMPARED TO THE OTHER POKEMON GAMES I'VE PLAYED. LIKE I JUST DID NOT FEEL IT AT ALL, THE CHARACTERS ARE REALLY ANNOYING AND THE STORY IS NONSENSE AND THE WHOLE GAME IS EASY IN A WAY THAT ISN'T FUN, COMPARED TO THE OTHER POKEMON GAMES THAT WERE ALSO EASY BUT FELT FUN TO STEAMROLL. I THINK MAYBE THIS GAME IS VERY FOCUSED ON ONLINE BATTLING AND MADE THE SINGLE PLAYER MORE LITTLE KID THAN POKEMON ALREADY WAS BASED ON THE ONLINE BEING A PLACE FOR THE HARDERCORE GAMEPLAY? I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T R

No Smoking [movie]

No Smoking [movie] I WATCHED THIS LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BE A DUMB MOVIE TO MAKE FUN OF BUT THIS IS LEGIT GOOD, LIKE ACTUALLY FOR REAL GOOD. IT'S INDIA MAKING A JACOB'S LADDER/VANILLA SKY/THE GAME/ETC TYPE GAME AND IT'S HONESTLY A GOOD ONE OF THOSE. OR MAYBE I JUST AUTOMATICALLY LIKE ANY OF THOSE.  PS. OH GEEZ, THE FINGER PART. 

Superman: Red Son [movie]

Superman: Red Son [movie] THIS WAS VERY MEH. THERE WAS A WHILE WHERE DC LIVE ACTION MOVIES WERE GARBAGE AND THEN THERE WAS THESE WEIRD SECRET ANIMATED MOVIES THAT WERE SO GOOD, BUT THAT STOPPED A WHILE AGO. LIKE THIS ISN'T THE WORST BUT IT JUST FELT LIKE NOTHING. I THINK A LOT OF COMIC BOOK STORIES ARE A LITTLE SAMEY, BUT THESE MOVIES JUST FEEL NEAR IDENTICAL NOW. WHICH IS TOO BAD. PS. AM I JUST ANGRY THEY TOOK OUT THE WEIRD ASS ENDING THAT RED SON HAD, THAT WAS THE THING THAT I LIKED ABOUT RED SON IN THE FIRST PLACE? YES, ABSOLUTELY. 

Red Riding Hood [movie]

Red Riding Hood [movie] IS THIS A REAL MOVIE THAT REALLY CAME OUT? IT FEELS LIKE A JOKE MOVIE COLLEGE HUMOR OR SOMETHING WOULD MAKE, OR AT LEAST IT FEELS LIKE A REGULAR WEREWOLF MOVIE SOMEONE GLUED A BUNCH OF RANDOM SCENES ON THAT ARE SO STUPID THEY ARE HILARIOUS WHEN YOU REALIZE THEY ARE GRITTY TAKES ON RANDOM THINGS THAT HAPPENED. JESUS CHRIST.  PS. LOCK HIM IN THE ELEPHANT!