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3DS [hardware]

YEAH THIS THING HAD A TERRIBLE LAUNCH AND I DON'T THINK NINTENDO EVEN MANGED TO GET MOST PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS THING IS EVEN OUT SO I WALKED INTO A KMART AND JUST BOUGHT ONE OUT OF A HUGE PILE OF THEM WITH NO LINE AND YEAH THE LAUNCH IS SO BAD THAT MY LAUNCH TITLES ARE A DS GAME AND A TOM CLANCY GAME I GOT FOR TEN BUCKS BUT HOLY CRAP THIS THING IS FRIGGIN AMAZING! THE 3D IS AWESOME, THAT IS FOR SURE BUT THE OTHER STUFF IS WHAT MAKES THIS A SPECTACULAR SYSTEM. COINS, STREET PASS, IN GAME NOTES, 3D CAMERA. PS. THE AR GAME, IT'S A PRETTY LAME GAME, BUT IT'S THE FIRST THING IN AGES THAT MADE ME SAY "WOW" OUT LOUD, I'M HAVING A HARD TIME EXPRESSING HOW AMAZING A GOOD FULL AR GAME USING THAT TECHNOLOGY WOULD BE. ALTHOUGH IT'S WICKED HARD TO KEEP YOUR EYES FOCUSED TO 3D MOVING IT AROUND LIKE THAT. PPS: MY FRIEND CODE IS 2191-7642-2622

Cars [movie]

I ALWAYS SAID THIS WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE PIXAR MOVIE WITHOUT HAVING ACTUALLY WATCHED IT SO I WATCHED IT AND MY OPINION REALLY DIDN'T CHANGE AT ALL. PS. THE ONLY FUNNY JOKE WAS "STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF OR PEOPLE WILL THINK YOUR CRAZY" AND CLICK AND CLACK BEING THERE.

Pink Flamingos [movie]

IN THE 1960S AND 70S THERE WAS A GENRE OF ACTORS WHO WERE COMEDY TRANSVESTITES. AFTER THAT THEY SORT OF WENT AWAY, AND ALMOST SEEM LIKE THEY DISAPPEARED FROM THE CULTURE ALL TOGETHER. I AM FAIRLY SURE THEY WERE PART OF SOME SORT OF 60S 'WE DON'T UNDERSTAND GAYS YET" GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT. PS. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE MIGHT REMEMBER DIVINE AT ALL IS URSULA FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID.

Begotten [movie]

ONE TIME GOD STABBED HIMSELF WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR THEN FARTED A BUNCH AND THEN GAVE BIRTH TO SOME NATURE LADY, THE NATURE LADY JERKED OFF DEAD GOD AND GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS, BUT HE WAS SOME SORT OF DUSTY SHAKEY MAN BABY SO SOME NOMADS STOLE HIM. HE PUKED MEAT SO THEY LIKED HIM UNTIL THEY CAUGHT THE NATURE LADY WHO THEY RAPED BY PUNCHING HER NAKED CROTCH WITH THEIR FIST FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES ON CAMERA TILL IT GOT ALL FOAMY. SO THEN SOME DIFFRENT NOMADS STOLE THEM BOTH AND CUT THEM UP AND SOME STOP ANIMATION FLOWERS GREW. THE END~! PS. I HAVE A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR CRAPPY ARTSY FILMS BUT I AM GLAD THIS MOVIE DECIDED TO STOP AT AN HOUR AND 12 MINUTES BECAUSE THAT WAS ENOUGH.

Ink [movie]

THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE BUT IT GOES WAY TO THE EXTREME OF BUSINESS DAD THAT NEEDS TO LEARN THE VALUE OF FAMILY JESUS CHRIST. ON THE OTHER HAND THE 'THINGS UNBREAK AFTER THEY BREAK' AND 'INCUBUS MASK OF JOY' EFFECTS WERE TOTALLY ORIGINAL SO WE CAN CALL IT EVEN ON CREATIVITY. PS. THE TRAILERS MADE THIS LOOK LIKE KINDA A KID'S MOVIE BUT THE FIRST LINE IN THE MOVIE IS "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!' SO I GUESS NOT!

Waltz With Bashir [movie]

THIS MOVIE DOES A GOOD JOB SHOWING HOW HORRIBLE AND SCARY WAR IS EXCEPT I GUESS WHEN POP MUSIC IS PLAYING THEN WAR IS A SERIES OF SLAPSTICK NONSENSE FOR A FEW MINUTES. PS. THIS MOVIE HAD TWO SEPARATE REFERENCES TO KILLING ANIMALS BEING MORE TRAMATIC THAN KILLING PEOPLE.

Uzumaki [movie]

I THINK THE REASON THIS MOVIE GETS A REPUTATION FOR BEING REALLY CREEPY IS ALL THE ACTORS AND THE DIRECTION IS REALLY BAD IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY LIKE MAYBE IT WASN'T PEOPLE THAT MADE THIS MOVIE. PS. IT IS THE MOVIE OF THIS: http://i.imgur.com/Crbek.jpg I'VE SEEN THAT PICTURE SHOW UP ON ANY FORUM THAT DOES A THREAD ABOUT CREEPY PICTURES OR SIMILAR. IT'S THE MOVIE OF THAT COMIC.

Pathfinder: core rulebook [book]

I READ THIS WHOLE DAMN THING COVER TO COVER, DESPITE THE FACT I WILL NEVER PLAY THIS GAME AND DON'T EVEN WANT TO. IN LIKE 7TH GRADE I READ AND NEARLY MEMORIZED A BIG STACK OF D&D 2ND EDITION BOOKS AND I THINK I ALWAYS THINK I WILL REALLY LIKE READING D&D BOOKS BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I LIKED IT THEN. PS. NO BOOK WILL EVER HAVE A MORE PROFOUND EFFECT ON MY LIFE THAN RACES AND CLASSES.

Eraserhead [movie]

I HAD ALWAYS HEARD THIS WAS A CRAZY MOVIE NO ONE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND THE PLOT OF BUT IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TOO BAD. I MEAN IT'S GOT A LOT OF WEIRD IMAGERY BUT AS FAR AS I CAN TELL IT'S A PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD MOVIE ABOUT THE QUIET DESPERATION OF A PERSON IN THE MODERN WORLD. BUT EVERYTHING NEGATIVE IS MADE EXTREMELY GROTESQUE FOR EMPHASIS, SO AN UNWANTED BABY IS LITERALLY A MONSTER AND MODERN FOOD IS TWITCHING DANCING CHICKEN. I DON'T KNOW, I ALMOST FEEL STUPID CLAIMING LIKE I UNDERSTAND THE FILM, I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE TALK ABOUT IT IN ANY CONTEXT EXCEPT NOT UNDERSTANDING IT AND IT MAKES ME FEEL DUMB, LIKE I'VE MISSED SOMETHING BY THINKING IT'S STRAIGHT FORWARD. PS. NOW I UNDERSTAND SALAD FINGERS BETTER