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Wasteland 2: Director's cut [game]

I REALLY LIKED THIS GAME, I LOVE THE LINEAGE OF THIS GAME. LIKE PEOPLE MADE WASTELAND THEN LEFT AND WENT TO MAKE FALLOUT THEN PEOPLE LEFT FALLOUT AND WENT TO MAKE WASTELAND AND THE STORY OF WASTELAND IS KINDA SORTA THE SAME STORY AS FALLOUT 1, SO EVERY TIME ANYTHING HAPPENS IT'S ALWAYS 'WAIT, IS THIS FROM FALLOUT OR WASTELAND" AND THEN 90% OF THE ANSWER IS "IT'S FROM THE MOVIE BOTH THINGS ARE COPYING". PS. I AM SURE GLAD I BOUGHT THE DIRECTOR'S CUT, THE REGULAR CUT SOUNDS AWFUL. ALSO THIS IS A GAME THE GAME DESIGN IS BAD ON PURPOSE BECAUSE IT'S TRYING TO BE OLDE TIMEY AND I LOVE THAT BUT I CAN IMAGINE PEOPLE HATING THAT A WHOLE LOT.

Completeness [audiobook, play]

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW THE P=NP PROBLEM IS KINDA LIKE PROTEINS AND THAT IS A METAPHOR FOR DATING? NO? YOU HAVE NEVER THOUGHT THAT BECAUSE NONE OF THAT IS ANYTHING? ME NEITHER. ALSO I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE PERSON BECAUSE THE THING THAT BUGGED ME THE MOST WAS THAT THEY BROKE UP SO FAST WHEN THEY HAD A FINANCIALLY VALUABLE IDEA. PS. I DON'T THINK I HAVE BEEN HAPPIER IN WEEKS THAN THE PART AT THE START WHERE HE PROMISED TO WRITE THE GIRL A PROGRAM AS AN EFFORT TO GET HER TO SLEEP WITH HIM AND I SAID "THIS IS DUMB, YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT PROGRAM", AND THEN THAT WAS THE PLOT OF THE PLAY. 

IT [movie]

THIS WAS A PRETTY GREAT MOVIE. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW MUCH WORK THEY SPENT FINDING SETTINGS THAT EVOKED EXACTLY SPECIFIC CORNERS OF THE BANGOR AREA WITHOUT ACTUALLY FILMING IN BANGOR. ON THE OTHER HAND PENNYWISE WAS SCARY AND CREEPY IN ABOUT 3 SCENES AND REALLY HELLA DUMB LOOKING IN ABOUT 10 OTHER SCENES. ANY TIME HE LOOKED LIKE A WEIRD PUPPET HE LOOKED SCARY, ANY TIME THEY SHOOK THE CAMERA REALLY FAST OR HE TALKED TO MUCH IT WAS REAL BAD.     PS. ABSOLUTELY THE BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS THE FACT THAT THE FIRST TIME IT KILLED SOMEONE THEY KEPT CUTTING TO REACTION SHOTS OF SOME RANDOM CAT LIKE THAT CAT IN POD PEOPLE THAT SAYS "THAT AIN'T RIGHT" IN THAT ONE EPISODE OF MST3K

Sita Sings the Blues [movie]

OH MAN, I REALLY LIKE THIS. I REALLY LIKE THE DRUNK HISTORY STYLE PARTS OF THE STORY AND I REALLY LIKE HER SAYING "THAT'S ALL" AT THE END OF EVERY SONG. I ALSO REALLY LIKE THAT I WORRIED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT AND THE CREDITS HAD A LITTLE THING SAYING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT FOR ANYONE THAT WAS WORRIED.   PS. I GOT TO WATCH ONE OF 4999 COPIES OF THE DVD ON EARTH IN A CLOSED MOVIE THEATER.

What Happened to Monday [movie]

THIS SEEMS LIKE A STORY THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT BOOK BUT A REALLY DUMB MOVIE. IT WAS PRETTY OKAY AS A MOVIE THOUGH, MOSTLY FOR HOW STUPID THE SEVEN PERSONALITIES WERE. LIKE HOW ONES WHOLE PERSONALITY WAS "SPORTS BRA"     PS. I MEAN, ITS A REPRESSIVE DRACONIAN DICTATORSHIP BUT IT KINDA SEEMS LIKE THE SEPTUPLETS ARE THE VILLIAN HERE, EVERYONE HAS TO EAT BOILED RATS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE AND THEY DONT KNOW CRYOFREEZING WAS BAD. SIBLINGS SEEM ACTUALLY BAD IN AN ACTUALLY DYING WORLD, NOT AN OPPRESSED MINORITY.