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Escape From Earth [movie]

THIS IS BASICALLY LIKE SOMEONE WATCHED MARS NEEDS MOMS AND ALIENS VS MONSTERS AND DECIDED IT'D BE REALLY GOOD IF SOMEONE COMBINED THE TWO. PS. PIXAR BEING ALIEN TECHNOLOGY WAS A PRETTY FUNNY JOKE.

Gone Home [game]

IT'S WEIRD BECAUSE THIS ISN'T EVEN A GAME. BUT USUALLY WHEN SOMETHING ISN'T A GAME IT'S A VISUAL NOVEL SOMEHOW. BUT THIS ISN'T EVEN THAT, IT'S JUST A WALK AROUND A HOUSE AND LOOK AT STUFF TO LEARN ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE SIMULATOR. BUT ODDLY IT DOES SUCH A GREAT JOB AT IT THAT IT'S REALLY AMAZING. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS SO AUTHENTIC, ALL THE LETTERS AND STUFF READ EXACTLY THE RIGHT DUMB DOOFY WAY THAT REAL LETTERS ARE WRITTEN INSTEAD OF BEING 'MOVIE' LETTERS OR SOMETHING. PS. BY FAR THE MOST AUTHENTIC PART WAS THE 1995 VHS COLLECTION.

Edge Of Tomorrow [movie]

THIS MOVIE FEELS LIKE IT HAD A TON GOING FOR IT, WITH REALLY GOOD SPECIAL EFFECTS AND A HUGE BUDGET AND INTERESTING NEAR FUTURE TECHNOLOGY AND INTERESTING ALIENS AND IT WAS FINE, BUT SOMEHOW IT JUST NEVER CAME TOGETHER. IT WASN'T AWFUL, IT WAS JUST SORT OF A LITTLE FORGETTABLE. BASICALLY IT WAS RUN, BAKRI SAID BUT NOT AS GOOD? AND THAT WAS ALREADY A STORY I WAS COMPLAIN ABOUT WASN'T QUITE RIGHT. PS. THE BEST PART IS THAT THE JACKET TECHNOLOGY ACTUALLY WAS MEANINGLESS AND BITCH ANGEL AND HER SPACE SWORD ACTUALLY WEREN'T THE REASON SHE WAS SO GREAT.

Transistor [game]

IT'S WEIRD, THIS GAME IS SO TONALLY SIMILAR TO BASTION, BUT LIKE BASTION PLAYED UP THE STORY AND THAT CARRIED THE ONLY OKAY GAMEPLAY WHERE THIS HAS A THINNER STORY THAT IS TOTALLY CARRIED BY HOW FUN THE GAMEPLAY IS. PS. ACTUALLY MAYBE THE STORY IS GREAT, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU LIKE 5% OF WHAT HAPPENED. WERE THEY EVEN IN A COMPUTER? I CAN'T EVEN ANSWER THAT.

Pom Poko [movie]

I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW I MANAGED TO NOT HAVE WATCHED THIS MOVIE TILL NOW. IT'S LIKE THE MOST INFAMOUS THING STUDIO GHIBLI EVER MADE. IT IS HILARIOUS THEY GOT DISNEY TO PUT THIS OUT, EVEN IF THEY DID MAKE THE NONSENSICAL TRANSLATION TO 'POUCHES'. PS. I FOUND THIS MOVIE EXTRAORDINARILY SAD, IS THIS MOVIE EXTRAORDINARILY SAD? I THINK THIS MOVIE WAS ONLY A LITTLE SAD.

X-Men: Days of Future Past {movie]

I FEEL LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS AN EXPERIMENT. THE LAST FEW YEARS SOLIDLY HAVE PROVED THAT COMIC BOOK MOVIES CAN BE A THING. BUT EVERYONE PLAYS EVERYTHING SAFE. HERO ORIGINS. FIGHTS AGAINST THE BEST KNOWN VILLAINS. THIS WAS A TEST OF "LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE SUPER DEEP NERD SHIT AND TURN IT INTO A MOVIE AND IF IT WILL STILL BE OKAY". ALSO THIS MOVIE IS NOTABLE FOR PICKING THE PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO GROW UP TO BE PATRICK STEWART. PS. THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE WAS WHEN WOLVERINE FIRST WOKE UP AND LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AT STOCK FOOTAGE, IT FELT LIKE THAT MONTY PYTHON SKETCH WHERE THEY WERE SURROUNDED BY FILM.

The Raman girl [movie]

I GUESS SHE JUST RUINED HIS BUISNESS THEN LEFT? WHY DID HE EVEN MAKE A BET LIKE THAT? WHY DID HE HAVE FAITH IN HER? ALL SHE WANTED WAS TO PUT CORN IN THINGS. PS. I GUESS ITD HAVE RUINED THE MOVIE SINCE THE WHOLE DYNAMIC WAS THEM NOT UNDERSTANDING EACHOTHER BUT IT SEEMED WEIRD THAT IN AN ENTIRE YEAR SHE SEEMED TO HAVE LEARNED LIKE 4 WORDS AND NEVER THOUGHT TO HAVE THE MULTIPLE PEOPLE SHE KNEW TRANSLATE ANYTHING.