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Return of the Killer Tomatoes [movie]

I FEEL LIKE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A REALLY BAD MOVIE BUT IT REALLY FEELS LIKE SOMEONE PUT A LOT OF EFFORT IN IT TO JUST FILL IT WITH SO MANY TINY JOKES (LIKE THE SYDNEY CLOCK BEING UPSIDE DOWN) THAT THIS MOVIE FEELS IMPOSSIBLE TO DISLIKE. PS. MAX GEORGE CLOONY HAIR.

Reccattear [game]

THIS GAME WAS PRETTY FUN BUT MAN WAS THE BALANCE MESSED UP, I HAD LIKE 10 TIMES AS MUCH MONEY AS WAS NEEDED AND THAT WAS WITH HEAVY GOOFING OFF, THE LAST DEBT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT LEAST A MILLION. I MEAN I GUESS THERE IS NEW GAME PLUS AND CHALLENGES AND STUFF BUT WELP. PS. I WILL NOW REMEMBER THE JAPANESE WORD FOR 'TRAP' BECAUSE THEY SAID IT SO MANY TIMES.

Seven Psychopaths [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS SUPERNATURALLY GOOD. I HAD NO IDEA THIS MOVIE WOULD BE THIS GOOD. IT DEFINITELY ENTERS MY TOP TEN FOR MOSTEST WALKEN PERFORMANCE FROM A CHRISTOPHER WALKIN. IT DEFINITELY A MOVIE THAT HAD STARS AND KNEW HOW TO USE THEM SUCH THAT NO ONE FELT LIKE A CAMEO. ALSO THE QUAKER STORY AND THE VIETNAMESE MONK STORIES WERE SO OVER THE TOP BUT JUST OH MAN, THEY WERE SO GOOD, I GOT CHILLS. PS. THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE THEATER COULD NOT HANDLE THIS MOVIE TO AN ABSURD AMOUNT AND KEPT GASPING AT BAD WORDS AND LEAVING DURING THE NUDITY. WHY DID THEY KEEP WATCHING IT?

Slayers: Evolution R [anime]

I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T WANNA LOOK IT UP BECAUSE IT COULD RUIN MY THEORY BUT DID THIS COME OUT THE SAME TIME FULL METAL ALCHEMIST DID? BECAUSE THAT WHOLE THING WHERE THEY BROUGHT BACK NAGA AS A SUIT OF ARMOR SEEMED REALLY SLAPPED TOGETHER. ALSO THE END PLOT ARC WAS WEIRD BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNEW HE HAD CRAZY EYES AND THAT THE GIGASLAVE WAS THE ONLY SOLUTION AND THEY JUST KINDA RAN THROUGH THAT AGAIN I GUESS? I GUESS IT'S BEEN LIKE 16 YEARS SINCE THEY DID THIS PLOT THOUGH SO MAYBE THEY FELT LIKE IT WAS TIME TO DO IT AGAIN? PS. THIS SHOW HAD A PROBLEM WITH ARMS, EVERYONE WAS ALWAYS LOSING ARMS. THIS SHOW HATES ARMS. 

The FP [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST MOVIE AND I HAVE A NEW RULE THAT NO ONE CAN BE MY FRIEND UNLESS THEY HAVE WATCHED THIS MOVIE.MOST MOVIES TRYING TO BE BAD END UP ACTUAL BAD, THIS ONE ENDED UP AMAZING. PS. THERE WAS SOMETHING I SAID WOULD BE MY PS BUT I FORGOT IT SO SOMETHING ABOUT DUCKS YO.

Slayers Revolution [anime]

THIS SHOW IS KINDA BAD AND TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST SLAYERS HAS ALWAYS BEEN KINDA BAD,BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THIS IS THE ONLY TV SHOW LATELY, LET ALONE ANIME THAT HAD ME WATCH THE WHOLE SERIES IN JUST ONE WEEKEND. SO MAYBE THIS SHOW HAS WHATEVER IT WAS THAT MADE ME WATCH ALL THE OLD SERIES WITHOUT QUITE KNOWING WHY TOO. PS. WHAT IS JAPAN REFERENCING WITH IT'S MANY RABBITS WITH GREEN HANDS FOR EARS? ENOUGH STUFF HAS USED THAT SETUP THAT IT MUST BE A THING BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT.

Space Priates and Zombies [game]

I PLAYED LIKE 40 HOURS OF THIS GAME IN A WEEK AND A HALF, IT'S NOT EVEN A PARTICULARLY GOOD GAME, IT JUST HAS LOTS OF STUFF TO LEVEL UP IN THAT WAY THAT HITS SOME PRIMAL PART OF MY BRAIN THAT WANTS TO LEVEL UP THINGS. BASICALLY THIS IS JUST A WORSE GAME OF TRANSCENDENCE BUT WITH BETTER GRAPHICS AND I PLAYED THAT GAME FOR LIKE 100 HOURS.  PS. I CLEARLY PLAYED THIS GAME BECAUSE I WANT TO PLAY FTL BUT DON'T WANT TO BUY IT BECAUSE THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL BE IN THE NEXT HUMBLE BUNDLE.

The Immortal Life of Henretta Lacks [book]

THIS BOOK WAS REALLY GOOD, I THINK I REALLY FEEL AWE ABOUT THE WHOLE HELA THING. THAT WE TOOK SOME CELLS FROM SOME WOMAN THAT HAD A 4TH GRADE EDUCATION AND WAS MARRIED TO THEIR COUSIN AND STOLE HER CELLS AND NOW HER CELLS HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON, AND BLOWN UP IN NUCLEAR BOMBS AND COMBINED WITH ANIMALS AND GROWN OUT TO 80 TONS OF CELLS. I ALSO HAD HEARD ABOUT THE CONTAMINATION THING BUT I AM LOLING AT THE 'SPONTANEOUS TRANSFORMATION' THING AND HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE WAR ON CANCER THING. PS. THIS BOOK WAS FAIRLY WELL WRITTEN BUT GOOD LORD THE AUTHOR HAD A PROBLEM WITH TELLING A STORY THEN ALSO TELLING THE STORY OF HER INTERVIEWING SOMEONE AND THEM TELLING HER THE STORY SO YOU GOT EVERY STORY TWICE.

Flash Gorden [movie]

OKAY, SO YEAH, I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS MOVIE. MAYBE NOT EVEN JUST IRONICALLY. I MEAN IT'S SUPER BAD AND DUMB BUT THE MUSIC, COSTUMES AND SETS WERE ACTUALLY KINDA LEGITIMATELY GOOD. I KINDA LOVE THIS MOVIE NOW. PS. WAIT, THE 'NIGHTMAN' SONG FROM ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA IS JUST THEM SINGING THE FLASH GORDON SONG WITH DIFFERENT LYRICS?

Ted [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS UNFATHOMABLY BAD, THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I'VE SEEN EVER AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE EVEN DUE TO THE FACT I SPENT TWO DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS TO WATCH THIS. PS. IT DOES MAKE FLASH GORDON LOOK LIKE A MOVIE I'D LIKE THOUGH, WHERE CAN I WATCH FLASH GORDON?

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension [movie]

I KINDA THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE THIS MOVIE MORE, IT KINDA JUST FELT REALLY DISJOINTED IN A WAY THAT MADE IT HARD TO FOLLOW. ALTHOUGH IT HAD THE MOST JEFF GOLDBLUM PERFORMANCE IMAGINABLE. PS. ALSO IT HAD THE SAME ENDING AS WALL-E