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Persona Q [game]

THIS GAME WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT HAD ANY RIGHT TO BE. IT SO TOTALLY COULD HAVE JUST BEEN A RESKIN OF AN ETRIAN ODYSSEY GAME BUT THEY ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO DO ACTUAL WRITING. ENOUGH SO THEY REMEMBERED MITSURU HATED SKELETONS AND TEDDY REMEMBERED DIDN'T HAVE A SKELETON. ALSO DAMN, THE ENDING WAS PLAYED AS UPBEAT BUT MAN WAS EVERY PART OF IT SUPER UNHAPPY THE MORE THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. EVEN THE POINT OF HOW NONSPECIFIC THEY WERE ABOUT WHO'S LIFE SHE EVEN CHANGED AND HOW IT WAS ALL "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THE NURSES? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW, IT WAS PROBABLY SOMEONE". ALSO I LOVE THAT EVERY PUZZLE WAS AROUND MANIPULATING THE UNBEATABLE ENEMIES TO GET THEM IN CORRECT POSITIONS TO AVOID THEM BUT I GOT SO INTO THE PERSONA FUSING SYSTEMS I WAS JUST MAKING WHOLE PARTIES JUST TO KILL SPECIFIC TYPES AND BARRELING RIGHT THROUGH THE PUZZLES THE WRONG WAY.     PS. OKAY, BUT WHY WAS THE FESTIVAL A NAKED GAY DUDE SWEATY PARTY? ISN'T SHE LIKE 12?

Zootopia [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS SHOCKINGLY GOOD. I REALLY LIKED THIS. THE RACIAL POLITICS WERE SUPER WEIRD. LIKE EVERYONE SAID RACIST THINGS LIKE THEY WERE WHITE BUT THEN LATER HAD A RACIST THING SAID AT THEM LIKE THEY WERE BLACK? LIKE THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT RACISM BUT EVERYONE HAD LIKE A CHAIN OF THEM BEING THE WHITE PERSON OR THE BLACK PERSON IN THE RACISM. BUT LIKE, ALWAYS SPECIFICALLY THOSE TWO RACES? LIKE THERE WAS NO ASIAN JOKES OR ANYTHING. RABBITS MAYBE WERE A RACE OF WOMEN? EVEN THE MEN? I DON'T KNOW.     PS. IT REALLY BUGGED ME THAT GAZELLE WAS SHIKIRA INSTEAD OF BEING ESTELLE.

PeeWee's Big Holiday [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY REALLY DUMB, BUT IT WAS REALLY REALLY DUMB IN A WAY THAT FELT SUPER AUTHENTIC LIKE MAYBE THIS CAME OUT CONTEMPORARY TO THE OTHER PEEWEE THINGS AND NOT DECADES LATER WHEN PEEWEE IS A 63 YEAR OLD MAN.     PS. THIS MOVIE WAS SHOCKINGLY HOMOEROTIC AND THERE WAS LIKE 5 PLACES I WAS SURE HE WAS GOING TO KISS THAT GUY.

Magika 2 [game]

I DON'T KNOW. THE FIRST GAME FELT LIKE A REALLY COOL CORE OF A GAME WITH A BUNCH OF SILLY STUFF BOLTED ON FOR FUN. IT FELT LIKE A GAME WHERE A SEQUEL WOULD BE REALLY COOL BUT INSTEAD OF PROGRESSING ANYTHING THIS GAME JUST FELT THE SAME OR WORSE. IT FELT LIKE INSTEAD OF EVER CASTING SPELLS I JUST USED THE WEAPONS OR JUST DID THE MAGICS. IT FELT LIKE I NEVER EXPLORED WITH JUST SPELL CASTING LIKE I DID IN THE FIRST GAME. PLUS I FEEL LIKE THEY MADE ICONS FOR A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT ELEMENTS THEN NEVER IMPLEMENTED ANYTHING LIKE THAT.     PS. ALSO THE STORY FELT BAD. I GET THIS IS A COMEDY GAME SO THE JOKE WAS YOU KEPT MESSING THINGS UP BUT IT JUST MADE THE MAIN CHARACTER SEEM LIKE A CRAPPY PERSON.

10 Cloverfield Ln. [movie]

WOAH, THIS MOVIE. I FEEL SO WEIRD, THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME, THIS MOVIE WAS SERIOUSLY AMAZING. HAVE YOU EVER READ Z FOR ZACHARIA? THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE VERSION OF THAT. IT WAS NOT THE MOVIE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. ON THE OTHER HAND THOUGH THE ENDING IS UNBELIEVABLY AWFUL. NOT EVEN THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN SPECIFICALLY, BUT THE FILMING AND THE TONE. (AND I AM FULLY AWARE THAT THIS ISN'T A CLOVERFIELD MOVIE AND THEY ADDED THAT EXTREMELY LATE IN DEVELOPMENT TO A MOVIE CALLED "THE CELLAR"  AND I AM PRETTY SURE THEY RESHOT THE ENDING TO FIT AND IT WAS SO SUPER BADLY DONE.)     PS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE AND NOT SEE IT AS STARING DAN FROM ROSEANNE.

The Good Dinosaur [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS REALLY WEIRD. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT FEAR SO IT'S LIKE THIS WEIRD ABSTRACT HORROR MOVIE WHERE THE STUFF THAT HAPPENS IS SO ABSURDLY TERRIFYING BUT IT'S GOT WACKY CUTE CHARACTOR DESIGN TO MAKE THAT LESS NOTICEABLE. LIKE THE FIRST GUY BEING SO CRAZY AND SO AFRAID OF THE WORLD, THEN MEETING A WEIRD MURDER CULT. THE GUY TELLING THE STORY OF KILLING SOMEONE BY FRIGGING DROWNING THEM IN HIS OWN BLOOD. TEARING THE THING'S SKIN, ETC.   PS. AT THE SAME TIME THIS MOVIE IS 100% FORGETTABLE AND I FORGOT THIS MOVIE EXISTED AND FEEL LIKE WITHIN A MONTH WILL FORGET I EVER SAW IT OR THAT THIS WAS EVEN A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT.