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Mockingjay [book]

I REALLY LIKED THIS SERIES BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT THE MEDIA AND PROPAGANDA IN A WAY NO OTHER BOOK I CAN THINK OF REALLY IS SO I REALLY LIKE THE BOOKS A HUGE AMOUNT BUT I HATE THAT WHENEVER THEY MENTION ANYONE'S NAME OR ANY TECHNOLOGY YOU KINDA GO ALL "OH YEAH THIS IS A KID'S BOOK" BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL UNIVERSALLY SO STUPID. PS. I HATED THE ENDING WHEN I READ IT AND NOW LIKE 2 DAYS LATER I DECIDED I LOVE IT. I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY ENDING BUT I SORT OF TAKE IT AS AN EXTREMELY BLEAK ENDING WHERE THINGS RESOLVE THE WAY THINGS RESOLVE IN REAL LIFE INSTEAD OF HOW THINGS RESOLVE IN STORIES.

Odd and the Frost Giants [book]

THIS STORY DID THAT THING WHERE IT MADE SURE TO ONLY REFERENCE THINGS THAT WERE OBSCURE BUT NOT SO OBSCURE THAT NO ONE WOULD BE LIKE 'OH I KNOW WHAT THAT IS' LIKE BIFROST AND LICKING BEARS INTO SHAPE. PS. THIS STORY WAS ABOUT THE LEAST EXCITING DEFEATING OF A GIANT EVER. AND A SLIGHTLY INCESTUOUS TONE WHERE THE KID THINKS HIS MOM IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON EARTH.

Dragon Quest 9 [game]

I LIKE DRAGON QUEST OVER FINAL FANTASY BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH YOU EVENTUALLY SAVE THE WORLD IN ALL OF THEM ALL THE QUESTS ARE WAY MORE PERSONAL AND SMALL TIME LIKE HELPING KIDS FIND THEIR PETS AND STUFF INSTEAD OF ALL BIG GIANT IMPERSONAL STUFF. PS. I LIKE THIS GAME BECAUSE THE PLOT IS BASICALLY CHRISTIANITY EXCEPT JESUS IS A TREE.

Ratatouille [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS SO DARN MUCH ABOUT PIXAR STICKING IT TO DISNEY IT HURTS. EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS IS A JAB AT DISNEY. PS. WELL EXCEPT THE PARTS WHERE THE ANIMATORS RAIL AGAINST THEIR WORKING CLASS DADS.

KahBang 2010 [event]

MOSTLY I WENT FOR OK GO AND THEY WERE PRETTY AWESOME ALTHOUGH LIKE THE FIRST 2 SONGS THEY DID WERE SO DULL I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT WAS THEM. ALSO B.O.B WAS SOMEONE I HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS BUT I GUESS HE WAS THE GUY THAT SINGS 'AIRPLANE' AND I GUESS I HAVE HEARD OF THAT. BAD RABBIT WAS NOBODY BUT I LIKED THEM TOO. PS. I SPENT LIKE 8 BUCKS ON WATER TODAY.

Scott Pilgrim vs the world [movie]

I LIKE THIS ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE COMIC BECAUSE IT HAS MICHAEL CERA AND SOUND EFFECTS. PS. SORRY KNIVES

The Road [movie]

FOR SOME REASON HOLLYWOOD DECIDED THE NORMAL WAY TO PORTRAY A POST APOCOLYPIC FUTURE IS AS A COOL PLACE YOU CAN GO AND HAVE ADVENTURES AND THIS MOVIE DECIDED TO MAKE IT SEEM MORE DEPRESSING AND TERRIBLE PS. I DIDN'T GET THE SYMBOLISM ABOUT FOLLOWING PEOPLE iI GUESS?

Italian Job [movie]

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS PEACHES FOR? HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING EVER. THE GUY IN THE FILM HAD THE PROGRAM WRITTEN AND I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU NEED THE MOST FAMOUS COMPUTER GUY IN THE COUNTRY JUST TO CHANGE A TAPE, I DOUBT HE EVEN DID THAT HIMSELF. PS. THE SECOND HALF WAS "CARS DRIVE SILLY PLACES: THE MOVIE"

Outliers [book]

THIS BOOK MAKES ME ANGRY ABOUT HOCKEY! PS. ANGRY AT SCHOOLS TOO BUT MOSTLY HOCKEY!

Toy Story 3 [movie]

DOES EVERYONE AGREE WITH ME THAT LOTS O HUGGIN BEAR WAS A REALLY SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER AND EVEN THOUGH HIS SOCIETY WAS CORRUPT IT ACTUALLY WAS FUNCTIONAL AND THE FACT IT COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER WAS JUST SOMETHING HE COULDN'T SEE BECAUSE HE'D BEEN HURT AND THE ENDING WAS SORT OF DISTURBING FOR THAT? PS. DOES EVERYONE AGREE THAT BIG BABY WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER PUT ON FILM?

True Blood [tv show]

BILL: SOOOOKIE, DO NOT DO THE THINGS AYE SAID A NOT TO DO SOOKIE: BIILLLLLLLLLL BILL: I AM VAMPYER, YOU ARE NOT VAMPYER PS: THEN TITS HAPPEN.