Capital Reviews

IT IS FUNNY HOW LITTLE I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE AND HOW MUCH I REMEMBER MY DAD SAYING EVERY JOKE FROM THIS MOVE. PS. I FORGOT HOW MUCH INSPECTOR GADGET STOLE IT'S PLOT FROM PINK PANTHER.

WHY DID THIS MOVIE HAVE SUCH STRONG ANTI-NERD SENTIMENT!? WHY DIDN'T THEY CARE THEIR DAD WAS A MURDEROUS ARMS DEALER? WHY DID HE SAY "I'M LATE" WHEN HE SAID TO MEET AT SUNDOWN AND IT WAS STILL LIGHT? PS. ALCOHOLISM IS IN ITSELF A JOKE I GUESS?

I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE THIS BETTER BUT BEYOND THE REALLY AWESOME REFERENCES I KINDA DON'T MOSTLY BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KNIVES IS PORTRAYED NEGATIVELY OR WHY ROMONA EVEN LIKES HIM AT ALL. PS. OR MAYBE I DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE BETWEEN THE NAME RAMMY AND ENVY I WAS PRETTY READY TO GET ALL INTO IT BUT I DIDN'T REALLY RELATE PAST THAT STUFF AND SO I LOST INTEREST!

I BUILT ALL MY TOWERS BEING AFRAID THE GUYS WITH ARROWS MIGHT COME AND THIS GAME MAKES ME STRESSED OUT ENOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY IT. PS. I HAVEN'T TURNED MY WII ON FOR LIKE SIX MONTHS AND I HAD BOUGHT SOMEONE A PRESENT AND THEY NEVER ACCEPTED IT SO I GOT THE MONEY BACK SO I GOT THIS GAME.

I AM PRETTY SURE THIS WAS AN EXTENDED METAPHOR ABOUT SERBIA IN THE FORM OF HORRIBLE GROSS OUT IMAGES BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SERBIA. PS. CALLING TOAST 'JUMPING BREAD' IS AMAZING.

I LIKED THIS MOVIE BUT IT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST STRAITLACED MOVIE ABOUT DREAMS THAT EVER HAS BEEN OR EVER WILL BE MADE. AT NO POINT DID ANYTHING PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HAPPEN IN THE MAIN DREAM SEQUENCE WITHOUT OUTSIDE INFLUENCE. PS. ALSO LITERALLY ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SEEN A MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIE MAKING CAN PREDICT THE ENDING.

THIS MOVIE IS KINDA SAD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THE ATTACKS REMOVE SELF PRESERVATION NOT CAUSE GRIEF OR ANYTHING SO I GUESS THE CONCEPT IS WE'D ALL DO THAT IF WE WEREN'T SO SCARED. ON THE OTHER HAND MAN WAS THE ATTACK SEEMINGLY EASY TO AVOID AND EVERYONE JUST DID AN ABSURDLY BAD JOB BY WANDERING AROUND SO MUCH. PS. DO YOU LIKE HOT DOGS.

BY FAR THE BEST PART OF THIS MOVIE WAS THAT THE GIRL'S PROBLEM WAS THAT SHE WAS UNREASONABLY BITCHY AND SHALLOW AND IT HAD LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE NATURE OF THE UNLYING WORLD AND I GUESS NOT BEING ABLE TO LIE JUST FORCED HER TO ADMIT THAT STUFF OUT LOUD. PS. ALSO IT WAS HARD TO WATCH THIS MOVIE WITHOUT TRYING TO CATCH ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE BEING DECEITFUL LIKE HIS FATHER TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH THE FACT THE GUY DIDN'T KNOW HIS NAME OR HER TRYING TO BE QUIET TO HIDE WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN A WICKED LONG TIME BUT I HOPE NO ONE EVER ACTUALLY ATTEMPTS TO VERIFY THIS STATEMENT. PS. THE CHAIR HAD A VAGINA AND PEEDED ON EVERYONE

THIS IS A SPIRITUAL SEQUEL TO MACHINE GIRL AND IT GETS WAY MORE OVERTLY SILLY SO IT SORT OF LOSES THE 'WAIT IS THIS MOVIE TRYING TO BE SORT OF SERIOUS OR WHAT?" THAT MACHINE GIRL HAD BUT ON THE OTHER HAND BUTT SWORDS AND BUILDINGS THAT BLEED WHEN THEY GET PUNCHED ARE JUST SO OVER THE TOP IT RULES. PS. I LIKE THINGS I HATE WAY BETTER THAN I LIKE THINGS I LIKE

WARNING: MAY CAUSE HYPNAGOGIC HALLUCINATIONS. PS: XBOX LIVE MAKES ME FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT GAMES LIKE THIS.

THE BEST PART OF THIS MOVIE IS THAT THE BAD GUY WAITED TILL THE GIRL WAS 18 BEFORE PUTTING IN HIS EVIL PLAN BECAUSE I MEAN IF SHE WAS UNDERAGED IT WOULD HAVE BEEN *GROSS* PS. HE TOTALLY ATE THAT OCTOPUS IRL

WHO THE CUSS IS THIS MOVIE EVEN FOR? IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY A KID'S MOVIE. PS. THE WOLF WAS THE WEIRDEST THING EVER PUT ON FILM.

THIS MOVIE WAS WICKED STUPID BUT I WENT TO THE LONGEST MOVIE THEY WERE SHOWING BECAUSE IT HAD AC. PS. POISON CLOAK WAS THE DUMBEST THING EVER AND DID THE BAD GUY BUY A NEW SNAKE OR DID IT GET BETTER OR WHAT?

I AM REALLY IMPRESSED THAT THIS MOVIE CAME OUT IN THE 1950S AND THE SHOOTER GUY DIED SOLELY FOR HIS RACISM KUBRIC IS SO COOL. PS. I LOVED THAT THE RUSSIAN GUY WAS THE ONLY GUY THAT CAME OUT AHEAD AND THE INTERNET TELLS ME HE GOT AROUND 20,000 MODERN DOLLARS OUT OF THE DEAL.