Capital Reviews

WHO NEEDS PLOTS THAT GO ANYWHERE OR CONNECT SCENE TO SCENE. WHO NEEDS VILLAINS THAT ARE ACTUALLY BAD OR EVEN APPEAR AGAIN AFTER A CERTAIN POINT IN THE FILM. WHO NEEDS ANY COHERENT REASON GOOBY LEAD THE KID TO THE ABANDONED HOUSE TO DIE. PS. THIS IS ONLY RELATED IN THE FACT THAT MY DUMB BRAIN CAN'T PRONOUNCE WORDS CORRECTLY BUT WHAT THE HELL? http://www.holidayinsights.com/other/hoo.htm

I THINK THE BEST PART WAS THAT THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE COOLEST REIMAGING OF RAVAGE THAT IS EVEN POSSIBLE. PS. AT A FEW POINTS IN THE MOVIE I WAS WEIRDED OUT HOW CASUALLY THEY KILLED OR BRUTALIZED DECEPTICONS. BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T PORTRAYED AS MINDLESS AND THE MOVIE EVEN MADE A POINT THAT THEY COULD REFORM.

I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE GONE TO MANY CONCERTS AND IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF THE ONES I HAVE GONE TO WERE ANYTHING GOOD BUT I REALLY ENJOYED THIS AND IT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CONCERT GOING TIMES EVER. THEY REALLY REALLY WORK LIVE AND I DON'T THINK I REALIZED HOW FAST SOME OF THEIR SONGS WERE TO PLAY JUST LISTENING TO THEM IN MP3. THEY WERE REALLY FLAILING AROUND TO PLAY. BUT THEY ALSO JUST WERE REALLY GOOD ON STAGE AND TOLD STORIES AND CRAP AND KIM CROWD SURFED AND DID A LITTLE DANCE WHEN THE SOUND WENT OUT. I ALSO REALLY LIKE THEIR MUSIC EVEN IF I HAVE ONLY BEEN LISTENING TO IT FOR LIKE 4 DAYS OR SOMETHING. JUST THEM WAS WORTH THE ENTIRE 30 BUCKS THIS THING COST. I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME. (ALTHOUGH I LEFT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF THE LAST SONG ANYWAY)

I AM PRETTY SURE THIS WAS AN OKAY BAND BUT THEY WERE PRETTY CLEARLY JUST THERE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LISTEN TO WAITING FOR MATT AND KIM AND THEY JUST PLAYED WHILE THE OTHER STAGE WAS BEING SET UP AND I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IF THEY WERE ANYTHING WORTHWHILE OR NOT. I GUESS THEY WERE OKAY MAYBE?

OH MAN THIS WAS THE BEST, I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE SHE WAS A REAL ARTIST THATS ON CRAP, THEY PLAY A BUNCH OF HER SONGS ON THE RADIO EVEN, ON HSN AT LEAST. SHE ALSO WAS CRAZY AWESOME UP ON STAGE, LIKE SHE WAS APPARENTLY DRUNK AND SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO BE DRUNK THE WHOLE REST OF HER LIFE BUT THEN SHE WENT ON A LITTLE SIDE TRACK ABOUT HOW SHE WOULD LIKE TO BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME EXCEPT WHEN SHE'S PREGNANT BUT WHEN SHE WAS DONE BEING PREGNANT SHE'D GO RIGHT BACK TO BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME. THEN WHEN HER PART WAS OVER SHE WENT OUT INTO THE CROWD AND LET GIRLS PAINT ON HER.

I CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER THIS BAND BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AFTER A GOOD BAND SO I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION I GUESS IT WAS AN OKAY BAND AND THE GUY HAD MUTTON CHOPS.

SHE WAS ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS BUT ALSO SHE IS THE ONE THAT THE REVIEW SAID WOULD BE ON 'AN IPOD COMMERCIAL OR GRAY'S ANATOMY'. SHE HAD A COOL DRESS BUT THEN SHE LATER CAME OUT AND SANG WITH ANOTHER BAND AND WAS WEARING A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DRESS. AND I LIKE THE IDEA SHE HAS A HUGE FLUFFY DRESS FOR SHOWS THEN WHEN THE SHOW IS OVER SHE CHANGES INTO HER LOUNGING AROUND HUGE FLUFFY DRESS.

I DIDN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THEIR MUSIC VERY MUCH BUT IN BETWEEN SONGS HE'D GIVE BIG LONG SPEECHES ABOUT CRAP AND THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST PARTS OF THE WHOLE DAY.

I DON'T REMEMBER ONE SONG THEY DID BUT THEY WERE UP THERE FOR MOST BORING BAND.

I THINK I HAVE SEEN THIS BAND A BUNCH OF TIMES AT ALL THE LOCAL SHOWS THEY DO AROUND HERE AND THEY AREN'T SPECTACULAR OR ANYTHING BUT THEY AREN'T TERRIBLE. THEY WERE THE MOST 'HARD' MUSIC THAT PLAYED AND THE LEAST LIKE SOMETHING FROM AN IPOD COMMERCIAL.

UMM I DON'T ACTUALLY REMEMBER THIS BAND AT ALL SO I GUESS THEY WEREN'T THAT GOOD BUT I GUESS THEY WEREN'T SO TERRIBLE I REMEMBERED THAT EITHER. I THINK THIS WAS ABOUT THE TIME THE SUN STARTED MAKING BLISTERS FORM ON MY ARM AND I HAD TO GO COLLAPSE IN THE SHADE FOR A WHILE TO NOT DIE.

THIS IS THE WORST BAND THAT PLAYED, SURPRISE SURPRISE IT WAS LOCAL.

I DON'T KNOW IT WAS A PRETTY GENERIC BAND BUT IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST BAND THAT PLAYED AND IT WAS ALSO A LOCAL BAND SO I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS JUST SORT OF AN EXTRA BAND TO GET THE FESTIVAL STARTED BEFORE ANYONE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP.

YOU KNOW IN OLD MOVIES WHEN THEY HAD DANCE NUMBERS A LOT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO OTHER REAL WAY FOR PEOPLE TO SEE DANCE NUMBERS AND THEN STUFF LIKE MUSIC VIDEOS GOT INVENTED AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME ANYMORE? A LOT OF 'SEXY' STUFF IN MOVIES ALWAYS FEELS LIKE THAT. LIKE WE REALLY NEED 13 MINUTES OF THE SOFTEST CORE PORN IMAGINABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE ABOUT ROBOT ARMS OR SOME CRAP. PS. SHE IS BASICALLY TOMAX AND XAMOT.

JUST WATCH THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p0QtJMKt1s AND THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSfYCvHo2M AND THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1wuijgeaaY AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. PS. I FEEL AS IF CARROT TOP JUST SHOWED UP AND WAS ALL "CAN I BE IN THIS MOVIE?" AND THEY FELT BAD FOR HIM SO THEY PUT HIM IN THE CREDITS WITH SOME OLD LADY SUCKING A FAKE DICK BECAUSE HE SEEMED SO SAD.

I AM PRETTY SURE THE SOLE REASON THIS SHOW EXISTS IS SO SOMEONE CAN SAY 'LOST In Space'. ALSO IT HAS THE LAMEST EXPLANATION OF SHIP GRAVITY EVER. PS. ALSO IN THE FUTURE PREGNANCY TESTS ARE ILLEGAL I GUESS?

THE SOUND BRAD PITT MAKES DURING SEX MAKES ME NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BRAD PITT. PS. BOW TIES

FOR THE LAST 40 HOURS WE WERE WORKING UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU WERE NOT AN ANGEL FROM OUTER SPACE. PS. I ALWAYS GET ALL 'OH NO I AM SICK OF ALL GAMES!" THEN JUST PLAY SOME GAME FOR LIKE 50 HOURS IN LIKE 3 WEEKS ANYWAY A WEEK LATER.

I DON'T KNOW I MOSTLY THE CAMERA WAS UPSIDE DOWN AND SPINNING AROUND REALLY FAST WHILE AN ANNOYING SOUND PLAYED AND LIGHTS FLASHED AND THEY SHOWED GAY PORN SO I FELL ASLEEP THROUGH THE MIDDLE. PS. ALSO THE WHOLE THING IS BACKWARDS.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME EVER SAW! ALSO OSCAR FROM THE OFFICE WAS IN IT BECAUSE THE MOVIE WAS ALL SET UP TO MAKE FUN OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS BUT DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS PROPER TO DO SO WHEN THE IMMIGRANTS WERE WHITE PEOPLE. PS. OMG! OMG! OMG! SOMEONE INAPPROPRIATELY SINGING "GET LOW"! I ACTUALLY FEEL A LITTLE SAD AND NOSTALGIC OVER THAT :(

THIS MOVIE IS BASICALLY DOCTOR STRANGELOVE EXCEPT IN THE MODERN WORLD WARS ARE CONFLICTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST NOT NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON. PS ALSO NOT NEARLY SO CLEVER