Capital Reviews

Bubble [anime, movie] I LIKE THIS JUST FINE, WHAT I LOVE THOUGH IS HOW EVEN THOUGH NOTHING ABOUT THE DESIGN IS REALLY 90S EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THE SENSIBLITIES IS SO MUCH A 1990S OVA MOVIE, THE FOCUS ON A FAKE FUTURE SPORT, MYSTERIOUS GIRL BEING THE KEY, SINGING BEING INVOLVED, EVEN TOKYO TOWER BEING IMPORTANT FEELS VERY 90S ANIME.  PS. WHAT WAS THAT ANIME WHERE NO ONE HAD A MEMORY AND THERE WAS A TOWER? WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT ANIME WHERE IT WAS ENVIROMENTALIST AND THE GIRLS TURNED INTO DRAGONS? IT FEELS LIKE THAT. 

 Rogue Legacy 2 [game] I FEEL REALLY BAD THAT I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME MORE. THE FIRST ONE WAS A MASTERPEICE THAT BASICALLY SET THIS GENRE UP, THIS GAME FEELS LIKE A GOOD SEQUEL TO THE FIRST GAME THAT ALSO MISSES THAT LIKE 4000 GAMES LIKE THIS HAVE COME OUT AND EVOLVED THE FORMULA SINCE THE FIRST ONE. I FEEL LIKE I REALLY WANT TO LIKE THIS MORE, IT FEELS REALLY LIKE IT TRIED, BUT I JUST GOT MORE ANNOYED WITH IT THE MORE I PLAYED. IT JUST FEELS LIKE THE PROGRESSION IS ALL WRONG. IT FEELS LIKE EARLY ON YOU ARE GETTING A TON OF STUFF AND CONSTANT MAJOR UPGRADES BUT PRETTY QUICK IT FEELS LIKE IT DRIES UP AND IT FEELS LIKE THERE IS HARSH PUNISHMENTS AND PENILTIES ON EVERYTHING. LIKE TAKING ITEMS IS SO LIMITED AND LEVELING UP RISES SO FAST YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO ONLY BUILD THE BEST TAKES AND NEVER EXPERIMENT. THE TELEPORTERS FEEL INITIALLY GREAT BUT I THINK ALSO SINK THE GAME, OTHER GAMES THAT MAKE YOU PLAY THE WHOLE GAME EVERY RUN ARE MORE TEDIOUS BUT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU PROGRESS, THI

Sonic The Hedgehog 2 [movie] IT'S FUNNY HOW MUCH THIS SERIES IS FOLLOWING THE EXACT TRAJECTORY OF THE GAMES. LIKE THE FIRST MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD BECAUSE IT WAS SUPER SELF AWARE, LIKE DEADPOOL FOR BABIES. THIS MOVIE LARGELY DROPPED THAT, BUT IT'S ALSO PRETTY GOOD, IT DECIDED IT WAS A PLOT WITH LORE THAT NEEDED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND YOU CAN TELL THEY WATCHED A BUNCH OF ANIME AND THEN REDREW BADASS ANIME FIGHT STUFF BUT IN THE EXTREMELY GOOFY SONIC STYLE VERY SERIOUSLY. IT FEELS LIKE FOLLOWING THE GAMES THAT MEANS NEXT THE MOVIE WILL TAKE ITSELF TOO TOO SERIOUS AND BECOME AWFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CYCLE OF LIFE FOR SONIC IN GENERAL.  PS. GUN INSIDE OF A BIBLE

Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers [movie] YOU KNOW THAT THING THAT STARTED WITH THE LEGO MOVIE AND WENT INTO READY PLAYER ONE AND EVENTUALLY INTO SPACE JAM 2 WHERE IT'S JUST A MAJOR MEDIA COMPANY FLEXING THAT IT OWNS A LOT OF STUFF AND THAT IS INCREASING THE WHOLE JOKE? THIS IS ONE OF THESE MOVIES BUT THEY MADE IT LIKE... BAD ON PURPOSE SO IT'S NOT AT ALL A GOOD MOVIE BUT IT KINDA STILL RULES. LIKE "UGLY SONIC" WAS A MAIN CHARACTER. THEY MADE SHREK BODY WASH INTO A TOILET. THE CATS FROM CATS WERE THERE. THE DOGS FROM PAW PATROL APPARENTLY ATE SOMEONE'S GENITALS OFF? I DON'T KNOW. THIS MOVIE WASN'T GREAT BUT IT WAS BY FAR ENOUGH OF A FEVER DREAM TO BE INTERESTING.  PS. POCARI SWEAT JOKE. 

 Los Espookys: Season 1 [television,amazing] I THINK I HAVE A BAD HABIT WHERE IF SOMEONE RECOMMENDS SOMETHING I AUTOMATICALLY PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON IT AND DON'T LIKE IT, BUT JESUS THIS IS SO GOOD. IT'S ONLY 6 EPISODES LONG AND IT DOES ESCALATION SO PERFECTLY. LIKE THE FIRST EPISODE ISN'T REALLY GROUNDED, BUT IS PRETTY IN THE RANGE FOR A SILLY SITCOM WORLD, BUT BY THE END EVERY SINGLE THING IS SO OFF THE RAILS AND IT BUILDS IT ALL SO SMOOTHLY. SO MANY DUMB JOKES JUST REALLY COME BACK AND BACK AND GET SO FUNNY.   PS. I LIKE THAT THIS IS A REAL SPANISH LANGUAGE PRODUCTION. A LOT OF THE WRITERS AND PRODUCERS ARE VERY AMERICAN, SO IT FEELS LIKE IT COULD BE THE TYPE OF THING THAT IS TECHNICALLY IN SPANISH BUT WRITTEN WITH ENGLISH SPEAKER IN MIND. BUT STUFF LIKE TATI APPARENTLY HAVING AN ACCENT THAT DOESN'T REALLY READ AS ANYTHING AND A FEW OF THE NAMES OF THINGS BEING PUNS FELT LIKE IT REALLY WAS SPANISH, INSTEAD OF JUST LOREN MICHAELS TRYING TO CASH IN ON A SPANISH SPEAKI

 The Wolf House [movie] I JUST WATCHED "THE HOUSE" WHICH IS AN UPSETTING STOP MOTION MOVIE, SO I FIGURED I NEED TO FINISH WATCHING "THE WOLF HOUSE" WHICH IS AN EVEN MORE UPSETTING STOP MOTION MOVIE. I HAVE STARTED AND STOPPED WATCHING THIS A MILLION TIMES, BUT IT'S A RELENTLESSLY DIFFICULT TO WATCH ART PROJECT MOVIE SO I ALWAYS STOPPED. IT'S LIKE, STOP MOTION PAINTING AND LIVE ACTION IN A ROOM ABOUT A GIRL THAT RUNS AWAY FROM A HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE NAZI EXILE CULT  THAT REALLY EXISTED IN CHILE THEN LIVES IN A HOUSE WITH TWO PIGS THAT SHE RAISES TO BECOME PEOPLE WHO THEN GET BURNED UP IN A FIRE SO SHE HAS TO RUB HONEY ON THEM SO THEY ALL TURN EVIL AND TRY TO EAT HER.  PS. THE ANIMATION OF HER WALKING DOWN THE HALL IS THE BEST ANIMATION EVER. ALL THE ANIMATION IS GREAT. IT REALLY IS ANIMATION ART PIECE THAT VAUGELY HAS A PLOT.

 The House [movie] AH JEEZ, THIS MOVIE IS UNSETTLING. THE FIRST SEGMENT SEEMS LIKE A BACKSTORY TO A DARK SOULS AREA, THE SECOND SEGMENT GETS TO NEAR 'MOTHER!' LEVELS OF AWKWARD THEN THE LAST ONE IS SPIRITFARER IF IT WAS ALSO "MOTHER!".  PS. LOL, THIS SURE WOULD BE A MOVIE THAT WAS TOO HARD TO WATCH IF YOU HAD A MOTH INFESTATION 

Gun, with Occasional Music [book. audiobook] THIS BOOKS MAKES ME FURIOUS. IT'S NOT BAD OR ANYTHING. IT'S A PERFECTLY GOOD BOOK, BUT LIKE, IT'S A BOOK THAT SETS UP A BIG HIGH CONCEPT PREMISE THEN TOTALLY IGNORES IT. IT'S A NOIR DETECTIVE STORY SET IN A FUTURE WHERE ASKING QUESTIONS IS ILLEGAL AND TABOO. YOU KNOW, A REALLY GOOD CONCEPT FOR AN INTERESTING DETECTIVE STORY. BUT INSTANTLY IT'S SHOWN THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS A QUESTION ASKING LICENCE AND THAT THERE IS A BUNCH OF UNDERCLASS ANIMAL PEOPLE AROUND THAT THE TABOO DOESN'T APPLY TO SO IT BASICALLY NEVER IS IMPORTANT. THE LAST QUARTER OF THE BOOK ALSO MOVES TO A SETTING WHERE REMEMBERING THINGS IS BECOMING ILLEGAL AND AGAIN THAT IS A REALLY GOOD SETTING FOR A REALLY INTERESTING DETECTIVE STORY BUT AGAIN THEY BASICALLY NEVER INTERACT WITH THAT. IT'S NOT EVEN A BAD BOOK, I LIKED IT A LOT, BUT MAN, WHY HAVE THESE PREMISES? PS. I AM MAKING A LITTLE BIT OF A THIN CONNECTION TO PICK THIS AS THE BOOK INVOLVING