Begotten [movie]

ONE TIME GOD STABBED HIMSELF WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR THEN FARTED A BUNCH AND THEN GAVE BIRTH TO SOME NATURE LADY, THE NATURE LADY JERKED OFF DEAD GOD AND GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS, BUT HE WAS SOME SORT OF DUSTY SHAKEY MAN BABY SO SOME NOMADS STOLE HIM. HE PUKED MEAT SO THEY LIKED HIM UNTIL THEY CAUGHT THE NATURE LADY WHO THEY RAPED BY PUNCHING HER NAKED CROTCH WITH THEIR FIST FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES ON CAMERA TILL IT GOT ALL FOAMY. SO THEN SOME DIFFRENT NOMADS STOLE THEM BOTH AND CUT THEM UP AND SOME STOP ANIMATION FLOWERS GREW. THE END~!

PS. I HAVE A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR CRAPPY ARTSY FILMS BUT I AM GLAD THIS MOVIE DECIDED TO STOP AT AN HOUR AND 12 MINUTES BECAUSE THAT WAS ENOUGH.

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