The Clan of the Cave Bear




THE FIRST BOOK WAS REALLY GOOD BUT THEN LATER SHE INVENTED HORSES AND BLOWJOBS.

PS. AND BIRTH CONTROL PILLS AND MISSIONARY SEX AND DOGS AND SPEARS AND THE GIRL FROM CHRONO TRIGGER

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