The lord of the Rings (Series) [book]




I READ THESE WHEN I WAS PRETTY YOUNG TO SHOW OFF THAT I COULD READ REALLY WELL IN LIKE 3RD GRADE AND THEY AREN'T TERRIBLE BOOKS BUT YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT SOME REALLY OLD MOVIE AND EVERYTHING IN IT IS PAINFULLY CLICHE AND YOUR LIKE 'WHY IS THIS MOVIE SUCH A BIG DEAL' THEN MAYBE YOU REALIZE ALL THE CLICHES ARE CLICHES BECAUSE THAT MOVIE MADE EVERY SINGLE ONE UP SINGLE HANDEDLY? GOD LORD OF THE RINGS IS GENERIC CLICHE FANTASY. EXACTLY BECAUSE IT MADE UP THE STANDARDS AND WAS INSAINLY ORIGINAL AT THE TIME.

PS. I'M TOM BOMBADIL! RING A DONG, RING A DILL, WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE AND SING ABOUT MY FAGGY SHOES FOR 10 PAGES?

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Windfall [movie]

Encanto [movie]

The Matrix Resurrections [movie]