RPGs 1995to 1999 [List of Games]

Chrono Trigger [B]







OH LOOK SOMEONE PROPOSED TO THEIR WIFE WITH CHRONO TRIGGER, I WOULDN'T DO THAT I WOULD JUST PROPOSE TO CHRONO TRIGGER.

PS. IF YOU SLEEP IN THE BED WHEN ZEAL FALLS IT'S LIKE A HALF A SECOND LONGER THAN OTHER BEDS AND I SPENT YEARS THINKING THAT WAS VITALLY IMPORTANT.

Front Mission [B]







I PLAYED SOME CRAPPY FAN TRANSLATION AND I THINK THE LAST COMPUTER YOU GOT THAT YOU COULD EQUIP WAS YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BRAIN, I GUESS SHE DIDN'T NEED IT ANY MORE AM I RITE GUYS?

PS. WHY DID EVERY ONE OF THESE SUCK AFTER THE FIRST ONE THIS GAME COULDA BEEN WAY BETTER THAN TACTICS.

Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals [B?]







HEY REMEMBER THAT LEVEL WHERE THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A TOTALLY DIFFRENT VIDEOGAME FOR SOME REASON?

HEY REMEMBER THAT POKEMON STUFF THEY DECIDED TO MAKE LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT VIDEO GAME?

HEY REMEMBER DOING THE 99 LEVELS THEN NOT HAVING ANY PROVIDENCE LEFT AND HAVING TO TURN OFF THE GAME?

Magic Knight Rayearth [B]







JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE FLUTE DOES NOT MAKE ME GAY.


Secret of Evermore [B]







THIS GAME WAS THE BEST GAME EVER EXCEPT FOR ONE SMALL FLAW: IT WAS TERRIBLE IN EVERY WAY.

PS CECIL FROM FF4 WAS IN IT SELLING BAZOOKAS THOUGH.

Seiken Densetsu 3 [B]







HEY REMEMBER THE TIME THIS DIDN'T COME OUT IN AMERICA THEN EVERY MANA GAME WAS GIMMICKY AND BAD FOR LIKE 8 YEARS.

PS HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME THIS GAME WAS LIKE 4 DIFFERENT GAMES AND THEN THERE WAS LIKE 16 TOTALLY DIFFERENT CHARACTER CLASSES SO YOU COULD JUST BUY THIS GAME AND NO OTHER GAME FOR LIKE A YEAR.

Suikoden







THIS GAME COSTS A LOT NOW AND IF ENEMIES WERE COMING YOU COULD HEAR THE DISK LOADING AND TAKE THE DISK OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION AND NOT FIGHT THEM.

PS. I AM GREMIO, I'M OPENLY GAY, OR MAYBE I'M A GIRL! THE WRITING ISN'T REALLY EXACTLY CLEAR!

Tales of Phantasia [B]






HERE IS A VOICE ACTING AND A SONG IN AN SNES GAME FOR SOME REASON. THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THE GAME, ON THE SNES. I BET THAT SONG COST LIKE A DOLLAR A MINUTE!

PS LETS EQUIP PORNOGRAPHY AS A WEAPON. MY DAD'S A TREE.

Tenchi Muyo! Game-hen [B]







BANPRESTO BAD COMPANY

PS THE BEST PART OF THE GAME IS USING A NEEDLE TO SUCK GREEN STUFF OUT OF ENEMIES THEN INJECTING IT INTO OTHER ENEMIES

Terranigma [B]







THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE. EVERY PART OF THE STORY IS SO COOL I COULDN'T POST ANY VIDEO WITHOUT SPOILING SOMETHING THOUGH! SO HERE IS COOL MUSIC INSTEAD. ALSO THIS GAME IS ILLUSION OF GAIA 2 WHICH ITSELF IS SOUL BLAZER 2.

PS. MAYBE PEOPLE NEED TO DRINK TO GET THROUGH THEIR DAY


Pokémon Red [B]







BRENT HAD POKEMON BLUE AND I HAD RED AND WE TRADED POKEMON BUT IT REALLY DIDN'T MATTER BECAUSE ALL I EVER USED WAS PARAS ANYWAY EVEN IF IT MEANT BRENT BEAT ME EVERY TIME BECAUSE I WAS SO PREDICTABLE. ALSO I THINK IT'S NOT COOL TO LIKE POKEMON BECAUSE ALL THE HYPE BUT HONESTLY THE GAMEBOY GAME ITSELF WAS THE BEST GAMEBOY GAME.

PS. HI I LIKE SHORTS

Revelations: Persona [B]







THIS WAS A ONE OF A KIND GAME AND A LOT OF IT'S REALLY PRIMITIVE NOW BUT YOU COULD TALK TO EVERY ENEMY USING EVERY CHARACTER AND LIKE HAVE THE GIRL ASK OLD MEN ENEMY TO RUB YOUR CHEST UNTIL THEY GOT SCARED AND RAN AWAY OR TELL A GHOST STORY TO A TOILET ABOUT A MAGIC BATHROOM THAT YOU COULD NEVER LEAVE TILL YOU PEED EVERY DROP OF PEE OUT.

PS. WHEN THEY TRANSLATED IT THEY MADE MARK BLACK AND RACIST LOOKING AND MADE HIS SPECIAL SKILL TO 'DANCE COOL'

Super Mario RPG [B]







THIS GAME IS GREAT AND BOOSTER NEEDS TO BE ABSORBED INTO THE REGULAR GAMES. LETS JUST WATCH THIS SONG INSTEAD OF THE GAME SINCE ANYONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW IT LOOKS ISN'T MY FRIEND.

PS. GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD VALENTINA HAD A BIRD ON HER HEAD, SHE DIDN'T HAVE A BIRD HEAD

Tactics Ogre







I DON'T KNOW I MADE ALL MY CHARACTERS INTO WITCHES AND COULDN'T PLAY ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAD TOO MANY WITCHES.

PS. CLEARLY SOMEONE'S TEENAGE SON GOT HIRED TO VOICE ACT 'FIGHT IT OUT'

Final Fantasy VII [B]







THIS WAS MOST PEOPLE'S FIRST RPG AND IT WAS MY 30TH OR SO AND EVERYONE HAS POPEYE ARMS AND THE STORY MAKES NO SENSE IF YOU THINK TOO HARD ABOUT IT BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT THE LAST BOSS FIGHT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF VIDEOGAME HISTORY EVER, AND ONLY THE FIGHT AT THE END OF EARTHBOUND IS SO GOOD BUT THAT'S ALL TEXT BASED SO THIS WINS.

PS IT BUGGED ME WHEN THE WHITE MATRIA BOUNCED WEIRD EVEN AT THE TIME. AND WHEN YOU FOUGHT A HOUSE.

Final Fantasy Tactics [B]







THIS IS THE GIFT TO GIVE SOMEONE YOU HATE AND NEVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN. I HAVE A GOOD FEELING! IT CHARGE BY SPEED VALUE IN ONE CLOCK!

PS I HAVE NEVER GIVEN THIS TO SOMEONE I HATED

Grandia [B]







WHAT IS THE MOST GENERIC RPG THERE IS? IT'S U. I THINK I SOLD MOST OF THE SEEDS BECAUSE THE GAME WAS TOO EASY.

PS. GO FLAME BURN'EM

SaGa Frontier







ALL I WANT TO DO IS PLAY AS THE SUPER HERO THAT CAN TRANSFORM BUT NOT WHEN ANYONE IS AROUND AND MAYBE THE ROBOT.

PS IT'S ALWAYS REALLY CLEAR SQUARE JUST PUTS ALL IT'S TECH DEMOS TOGETHER AND CALLS IT A ROMANCING SAGA GAME.

Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story [B]







I'M STILL PRETTY SURE I'M NOT GAY BUT LESS SO

PS PRO CLICK: STAR UTERUS WAVE!

Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure







THIS SHOULDN'T BE ON THE LIST BECAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAY THIS GAME BUT NEITHER DID ANYONE ELSE, SOMEONE BUY ME THIS GAME AND IT'S HORRIBLE SONGS.

PS I HAD THE WHOLE SOUND TRACK ANYWAY I DIDN'T NEED TO PLAY THE GAME.

Star Ocean: The Second Story







IT STARTED OFF LIKE STAR TREK BUT THEN WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE STAR TREK.

PS I'M GONNA BAKE SOME SWORDS, I'M GONNA WRITE FAKE CHECKS, I'M GONNA BAKE THIS FISH INTO A HAT.

PS. MAYBE LIKE THE BOOK WHERE THEY FIGHT DRAGONS

Xenogears [B]







AT SOME POINT BETWEEN 1998 AND 2008 BLASPHEMY AND GNOSTISM WENT FROM BEING SERIOUSLY AMAZING TO BEING SUPER CLICHE BUT AT THE TIME IT WAS LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING VIDEOGAME STORY EVER WRITTEN. THATS THE INTRO AND IT'S STILL PRETTY COOL BUT I DON'T KNOW, YOU KILL GOD, LIKE NOT LIKE GOD IS A DRAGON AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS BAD AND YOU KILL GOD LIKE THAT, YOU KILL ACTUAL GOD. ALSO LUCCA FROM CHRONO TRIGGER IS THERE.

PS. http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d200/SeanaLyn/chuchu_jp.jpg


Chrono Cross [B]







OH HEY THIS GAME IS REALLY COOL AND HAS A GREAT STORY EXCEPT THEY FORGOT TO PUT THE STORY IN THE ACTUAL GAME ANYWHERE SO YOU HAVE TO READ ABOUT IT IN THE ART BOOK AND MAYBE FROM A GHOST IN THE LAST LEVEL. ALSO THE MUSIC IS THE BEST MUSIC ANYWHERE AND THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T POST THE END SONG IS BECAUSE ONE SILLY SOUL THINKS THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY PLAY THIS GAME.

PS MIGEL IS CLEARLY MAGUS AND IT'S GREAT THAT YEARS LATER SQUARE WAS LIKE 'YEAH WELL HE WAS BUT WE DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER PUTTING THAT IN BECAUSE IT TOOK TOO MUCH WORK' ALSO LUCKY DAN IS THE BEST CHARACTER OTHER THAN THE BIG FAT RACIST DRAWING MAMMY. ALSO WAS THAT DINOSAUR GIRL AYLA'S MOM?

Final Fantasy VIII [B]







IN ALL THE GAMES THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE CUT SCENES. THIS GAME HAD SOME DUMB SYSTEMS THAT MADE IT HARD TO NOTICE IT HAD A REALLY GOOD STORY UNTIL THE END WHERE IT GOT A BIG BAG OF RETARDED. MORTAL KOMBAT

PS ZELL IS DAVID FRASIER IN MY MIND NOW AND FOREVER.

Legend of Mana [B]







THIS GAME HAD A WEAPON CRAFTING SYSTEM SO COMPLICATED THAT GAMEFAQS DOESN'T EVEN FULLY UNDERSTAND IT AND YOU HAD TO LIKE TEMPER THE BLADES ELEMENTALLY TO STOP CHEMICAL REACTIONS THEN ADD THE ELEMENTS BY THE PHASE OF THE MOON AND LITERALLY IT WAS THE MOST COMPLICATED WEAPON MAKING SYSTEM IN A GAME EVER BUT THE GAME WAS SO EASY YOU COULD JUST THROW AN APPLE ONTO A LEVEL 1 BOW OR SOMETHING AND BEAT THE WHOLE GAME EVEN ON HARD AND THERE WAS NO POINT TO DOING ANYTHING COMPLICATED.

PS ALSO THERE WAS NO STORY, IT WAS JUST LIKE 'NOTHING EXISTS, THROW DOWN RANDOM LEVELS AND THEN DO THEM' NOW THE GAME IS OVER THE END

Persona 2: Innocent Sin [B]







I HEARD HE COULD CUT GUNS IN HALF WITH HIS MIND.

I DIDN'T HEAR THAT

PS ACTUALLY THERE WAS TWO VERSIONS OF THIS GAME AND THE ONE I HAD DIDN'T HAVE YOU FIGHT HITLER BUT W/E

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