RPGs 2005 to 2009 [List of Games]

Final Fantasy III [B]







YOU GET AN AIRSHIP SUPER FAST LIKE IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES THEN THERE ARE SOME GHOSTS THEN YOU RAM YOUR AIRSHIP AND DON'T GET ANOTHER FOR A WHILE.

Chain of Memories [B]







I CAST CLOUD, THEN I CAST CLOUD AND CLOUD, THEN I CAST CLOUD AND CLOUD AND CLOUD AND WIN THE GAME.

PS. SOMETIMES I CAST BAMBI BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO CAST 'PRANCE' BUT THEN I CAST CLOUD AFTER.

Mario and Luigi Superstar saga







I PRESS THE BUTTON RIGHT WHEN I ATTACK IN EVERY GAME ANYWAY SO I ALWAYS APPRECIATE WHEN IT ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING.RE: FF8, MARIO RPG, MOTHER 3.

PS. LUIGI IS PASSIVE AGRESSIVE.

Kingdom Hearts II







KINGDOM HEARTS 1 IS AMAZING AND 2 IS 50 TIMES BETTER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS MATH. WAIT ACTUALLY NO I DIDN'T PLAY MORE THAN A FEW HOURS INTO THIS AND NOW I HAVE NO STREET CRED AND I ACTUALLY WAS LIVING A LIE TO NOT GIVE AWAY THAT I DIDN'T PLAY THIS WHOLE GAME AND JUST PLAYED THE BEGINNING AND THE END AND READ WIKIPEDIA ABOUT THE REST.

PS. I DIDN'T PLAY ZELDA OOT TILL JUST NOW EITHER BUT AT LEAST I PLAYED EARTHBOUND SO MAYBE I CAN STILL HAVE A FEW FRIENDS IN THE CORNER OF THE CAFETERIA WITH THE SMELLY KIDS BUT ACTUALLY I GUESS HAMPDEN ACADEMY MADE SOME CLASSROOMS IN THE GYM AND MR HILL IS THERE?

Sigma Star Saga








THIS GAME WAS ACTUALLY KINDA FUN FOR HOW CRAPPY IT WAS BUT THEN I GOT STUCK IN A MAZE AND NEVER PLAYED AGAIN.

PS. IT'S AN RPG WHERE THE RANDOM BATTLES ARE JUST SPACE SHOOTING SEGMENTS LIKE GRADIUS, IT WASN'T NOT FUN

Children of Mana [B]







I GOT THIS GAME AND PLAYED LIKE 22 HOURS OF IT IN LIKE 48 HOURS.

PS. I LISTENED TO BUTCHER PETE (PART 1) LIKE 90% OF THE TIME I WAS PLAYING BECAUSE YOU JUST KILL STUFF AND KILL STUFF AND KILL STUFF AND NEVER STOP OR TAKE A BREAK AND IT'S PRETTY FUN BUT MAN IS IT A CHOPPING UP EVERYTHING GAME. SERIOUSLY THAT SONG IS SCREWED UP THOUGH AND FROM LIKE 1954 OR SOMETHING AND WHAT THE HELL?

Mother 3 [B]







YEAH OKAY I GUESS I UNDERSTAND WHY THIS GAME DIDN'T COME OUT IN THE US, BECAUSE I GUESS WE IN THE US ARE A LITTLE CLOSED MINDED ABOUT TOPICS SUCH AS 'LARGE GAY MEN RAPING YOUNG BOYS" AND "VIOLENT MURDERS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE" ALSO I JUST PUT THE JAPANESE MOTHER 1 AD INSTEAD OF REAL GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE BECAUSE THE IDEA OF SPOILING ANYTHING SUCKS. ALSO I DIDN'T LIKE THIS GAME ALL THAT MUCH AFTER THE FIRST BIG TWIST BUT THEN AS IT WENT ALONG IT GOT REALLY REALLY GOOD. BUT NOT EARTHBOUND GOOD I GUESS.

PS. I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS

Eternal Sonata [B]







WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT FREDRICK CHOPIN? YOU OR ME? IT'S ME, I KNOW THE MOST ABOUT FREDRICK CHOPIN.

THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY DID THE METAL HORNS AT THE BOY THEY LIKED THEN THEY WERE LIKE 'OH HEY THIRD PLACE STILL GETS A BRONZE METAL EVEN IF ONLY THREE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING" AND THEN THE GIRL WAS ALL 'YEAH, I GUESS YOUR RIGHT' AND THAT RESOLVED THAT STORY SOMEHOW AND THAT GIRL NEVER GOT ANY PLOT AGAIN AND GOT TO GO LIVE WITH GOATS IN THE END.

ALSO THAT VIDEO IS FROM THE PS3 ONE AND NOT THE XBOX ONE AND HAS WAY MORE STUFF ADDED LIKE MAYBE AN ENDING THAT MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL MAYBE?

PS. THE BEST PART IS WHEN THE GIRL DIED FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR AND THEN HAD A BIRD.

Final Fantasy IV [B}







THIS IS THE BEST GAME I'VE PLAYED ALL YEAR AND IT MAKES IT A LOT MORE CLEAR THAT EVERYONE DIDN'T DIE AND THEN COME BACK TO LIFE AND I CAN FINALLY COHERENTLY TELL YOU WHO ZEROMUS IS. ALSO THIS VIDEO ISN'T FROM THE GAME BUT W/E IT'S CATCHY.

PS RYDIA'S MATHMAGICAL MINUTE IS THE WORST MINIGAME EVER IN ANYTHING EVER.

PPS I REFUSE TO PRONOUNCE IT SES-EL EVEN IF THAT'S CORRECT.


Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift







ONE TIME I SKIPPED WORK TO PLAY THIS GAME THAT IS ALL.

PS: BEST GAME WITH VAAN AND PENELO IN IT

Final Fantasy XII







I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME THERE I SAID IT. EVEN THE GAME THINKS VAAN IS DUMB AND SHOULDN'T BE ALONG.

PS OUR AMARTA RAN AFOUL OF BAD WATER NEAR MIDIRANDA CATARACT. OUR WRITERS ARE THE WORST WRITERS EVER IN ANYTHING EVER WHAT YEAR IS THIS AGAIN?

SUPER PAPER MARIO







HERE IS A PUZZLE: RUN LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES. GOOD PUZZLE HUH!?

PS EARTHBOUND 'THE PASSWORD IS STAND STILL FOR 3 MINUTES' IS JUST THE SAME BUT IT'S AWESOME WHEN EARTHBOUND DOES IT.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: My Life as a King







ALL THE LEVELS ARE NAMED AFTER OBSCURE BODY PARTS AND NOW I NEED TO PLAY THE EXPANSIONS TO SEE IF YOU GO TO THE CANAL OF GUYON.

PS. THIS GAME IS BASICALLY HARVEST MOON.


Fallout 3 [B]







YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE A SHOOTING GAME BUT YOU CAN PLAY IT MENU BASED AND IT'S REALLY GOOD AND ONE OF THE BEST SETTINGS FOR A GAME IN A LONG TIME. AND THIS GAME ALONE MADE MY XBOX WORTH IT'S PRICE.

PS. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE XBOX GAME BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THE END COULD LITERALLY NOT HAVE BEEN WORSE. IT WAS LIKE A SPECIAL EXPERIMENT IN SEEING HOW AWFUL THE END COULD BE. LIKE THE CINEMA WAS REALLY DUMB BUT THERE WAS NO LAST BOSS AND ALL THAT HAPPENED IS YOU DIED AND IT WASN'T DRAMATIC AND ONE OF YOUR PARTNERS WAS IMMUNE TO RADIATION AND HIM GOING IN RADIATION ROOMS WAS A MAJOR PLOT POINT AND HE WAS ALL LIKE 'NO YOU GOTTA DO IT'

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