Paul Blart: Mall Cop [movie]

THE BEST PART WAS THAT IT NEVER RESOLVED ANYTHING WITH THE MOM OR THE DAUGHTER HATING THE MOM AND I GUESS THAT WAS JUST OKAY. NO THE BEST PART WAS THE HOCKEY CHOP THING AND HOW THEY ALL LEAP AROUND LIKE NINJAS.

PS: THE CLEAR BEST PART WAS THE CARD AND THE LIST OF COMEBACKS.

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