The Lost Symbol [book]

NO SPOILERS. I PIRATED THIS BOOK THEN READ IT OVER THE NEXT 6 HOURS AND IT IS ONE OF THE SILLIEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN AND BASICALLY TOOK THE PLOT OF NATIONAL TREASURE AND SAID "THIS PLOT WAS TOO DOWN TO EARTH WHAT COULD WE DO TO MAKE IT SILLIER?" AND THE MIDDLE PART OF THE BOOK THEY JUST COME UP WITH INCREASINGLY GOOFY PLOT TWISTS AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH AWESOME HOW OVER THE TOP THIS BOOK GOES. I MEAN THERE WAS A PART WITH STAR WARS BASED MYSTERY THAT MADE ME STOP READING AND CHECK TO MAKE SURE SOMEONE WASN'T MESSING WITH ME BY ALTERING THE TEXT BECAUSE I PIRATED IT BUT NOPE! BASICALLY THIS BOOK IS HILARIOUSLY AWFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY BUT IF YOU CAN APPRECIATE IT AS IRONICALLY THE GREATEST CONFLUENCE OF TERRIBLE NONSENSE AND NOT HAVE A STROKE READING IT IS THE BEST BOOK EVER AND THERE IS PRETTY MUCH A REASON I READ IT ALL AT ONCE COMPARED TO ACTUALLY GOOD BOOKS I READ OVER A FEW DAYS.

PS: IT HAD THE GUYS PHONE NUMBER AND I TOTALLY CALLED IT AND YOU TOTALLY GET THE GUY'S VOICE MAIL.

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