Afrikorps [book]

THIS IS A BOOK WHERE IT'S THE FUTURE WHERE SPANISH SPEAKING MUTANTS HAVE TAKEN OVER AMERICA AND AFRICANS, INCLUDING AFRICANS WHO HAVE BECOME MONKEYS THREATEN TO TAKE OVER EUROPE, AND THREATEN TO OVERTAKE THE WHITE PEOPLE'S CIVILIZED LANDS. ALSO IT IS WRITTEN LIKE A CHILDREN'S CHAPTER BOOK WITH SUPER LARGE FONT AND 3 PAGE LONG CHAPTERS ABOUT AN INVISIBLE TANK NAMED MIGHT MAX BUT ALSO CONTAINS LINES LIKE "SHE PULLED HIM INTO HER SOFT, MOIST TREASURE, THEN SHE BEGAN A SLOW ROTATION BENEATH HIS BODY" SO, WELP!

PS. ME MY BROTHER AND SISTER WENT TO BULL MOOSE AND FOUND THE WORST 50 CENT BOOKS POSSIBLE BECAUSE WE ARE ALL HIPSTERS THAT LIKE THINGS IRONICALLY. MY SISTER GOT "WHORESON" AND MY BROTHER GOT 3 BOOKS FROM THE "RAT BASTARD" SERIES.

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