Submarine [movie]

THIS IS THE MOVIE YOU'D GET IF YOU ASKED A WELSH MICHAL CERA TO REMAKE CLOCKWORK ORANGE.

PS. ALSO INSTEAD OF ULTRA VIOLENCE HE GOT CONFUSED AND WATCHED NAPOLEON DYNAMITE AND ADDED A MYSTIC NINJA.

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