Antfarm Dickhole [movie]

OKAY SO I NEEDED A VALENTINES DAY MOVIE TO WATCH BECAUSE NO ONE LOVES ME AND I FELT THIS WAS THE CORRECT MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN NO ONE LOVES YOU. SO LIKE, THIS MOVIE IS LIKE 'TEETH' BUT THE BOY VERSION AND LIKE ALSO TEN TRILLION TIMES WORSE. ALSO THIS MOVIE HAS A LOT OF EXTREMELY BORING AND LONG NUDE SCENES AND PEOPLE THAT DON'T KNOW THEIR LINES AT ALL, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND THE BIG FOREHEAD DUDE IS CLEARLY ADLIBBING AND IS ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY FUNNY AND THERE IS A FEW PARTS MY EYES HURT BECAUSE THEY WERE BUGGING OUT OF MY HEAD FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE.

PS. GONNA SPOIL THIS MOVIE: THE END PART WHERE THERE IS A BUNCH OF RANDOM SCENES THAT LOOK LIKE OUTTAKES AND THE WHOLE MOVIE IS REVEALED TO BE THE ORIGIN OF SPIDERMAN IS THE BEST THING EVER PUT ON FILM.

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