Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief [movie]

THIS MOVIE AND THE BOOK IT'S BASED ON ARE SHAMELESS HARRY POTTER RIP OFFS AND I LOVE THAT HARRY ANALOG IS A DEMIGOD, HERMIONIE ANALOG IS A GODDESS OF WISDOM AND THEN RON ANALOG IS A SASSY GOAT.

PS. I KNOW IT TURNED OUT IT WAS THE KINDA MINOTAUR THAT JUST TELEPORTS YOU BUT PERCY SEEMED TO GET OVER HIS MOM BEING MURDERED PRETTY FAST AND WAS READY TO GO TO A SEXY NYMPH PARTY LIKE THE NEXT DAY AFTER ALREADY GETTING A CRUSH ON A GIRL AND BEING ALL EXCITED ABOUT WINNING CAPTURE THE FLAG.

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