Planet Hulk [movie]

I KEEP WATCHING THESE DUMB MOVIES WHENEVER IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND REALLY I JUST PLAN TO FALL ASLEEP BUT WHO CAN SLEEP WITH THE NOISE OF SOMEONE HULKING OUT ANYWAY, SO I NEVER DO, AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE.

PS. THE LITTLE KID GETTING BURNED UP BY THE NUCLEAR BOMB WAS A PRETTY GOOD IMAGE EXCEPT FOR THE FACT IT MADE NO DAMN SENSE.

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