Food Fight [movie]

HOLY FUCKING CRAP THIS MOVIE IS SOMETHING AMAZING. THIS IS UP THERE WITH GOOBY. THIS IS LITERALLY ABOUT A DOGTECTIVE FIGHTING NAZI CEREAL, THE DOGTECTIVE IS LITERALLY EXPLICITLY JEWISH, THE DOGTECTIVE'S RACE IS REFERRED TO CONSTANTLY AS "IKES". THE MIDDLE AGED JEWISH DOGMAN IS SLEEPING WITH A CHILD LOOKING CHILD WHO IS VOICED BY A LITERAL CHILD. THE SCENE FROM CASSABLANCA WHERE THEY ALL SING IS IN THIS MOVIE. A CHARACTER TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS BEING VIOLATED. A CHARACTER DIES AND COMMENTS ON HOW HE HAS WET HIMSELF AND HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS THAT. A CHARACTER IS REFEREED TO AS A 'COLD FARTED ITCH". A BLACK CHOCOLATE SQUIRREL MAN IMPLIES HE WILL EJACULATE CHOCOLATE FROSTING ON A WOMAN AND ALSO IS HIT IN THE FACE WITH WATERMELONS. A 3 INCH TALL WOMEN IMPLIES SHE RETURNED TO THE US VIA HAVING SEX WITH MEN BECAUSE 'SIZE ONLY MATTERS FOR MEN'. EVERYTHING IS SEXUAL AND THERE IS A GAY PREDATORY BAT AND PLANES COME OUT OF A WOMEN'S VAGINA. THIS MOVIE COST 65 MILLION DOLLARS.

PS. AT A TECHNICAL LEVEL THIS IS THE ONLY PROFESSIONALLY PRODUCED MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT HAS CLIPPING ISSUES, EVEN THE CAMERA CLIPS THROUGH THINGS AT SOME POINTS, EVEN PEOPLE'S EYES CLIP OUT OF THEIR HEADS AT SOME POINT LIKE IT'S FROM GARY'S MOD OR WENDY VANITY. THIS IS AN AMAZING MOVIE.

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