Dante's Inferno [movie]

I FIGURED I'D WATCH THE OTHER DANTE'S INFERNO THAT WAS ON NETFLIX TOO. THIS ONE WAS MADE USING FLAT CARDBOARD PUPPETS, I GUESS THIS IS A STORY THAT INVITES WEIRD ANIMATION.

PS. DON'T YOU BASICALLY WATCH VARIOUS VERSIONS TO SEE WHAT THEY DO WITH LATINI? NO?

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